Category: Weird

On In Las Vegas…

…can you get a “personal hostess” (read: eye candy) for a golf caddy.

July 26, 2009

Only In Japan…

…can you find a ringtone that will enlarge your breasts.

June 22, 2009

Just Because You Can, Doesn’t Mean You Should

My Windows Mobile phone gets pretty warm when running CPU intensive apps. I can only imagine what it would do if you were running a server from it.

May 17, 2009

Is This How The World Really Thinks We Sound?

Here are 10 videos of non-Americans speaking what they think are American accents.

March 15, 2009

Kids Are Funny

I rarely talk about my kids on this blog, because I’m not really into getting into personal stuff too often (maybe personal stuff about me but not necessarily my family). But I had to laugh at this.

Today my youngest daughter had library day at school. She’s come home with some random books before, but usually there’s a reasoning for the books she picks out (she’s in kindergarden, after all, so it’s not like she really knows what she’s doing). But I really had to laugh (and wonder) when she come home with this oddball book.

If I could read the mind of a five-year-old, I’d be a rich (and probably very confused) man.

February 26, 2009

Scarlett Johansson is (apparently) a Clone

So Jen is browsing around the Web site of her (and my) former employer and finds this crazy comment on a story:

I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson “actress”actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

After a bit of Googling, apparently these nut-jobs are all over the place. Granted, the woman does have pretty nice body and features, so maybe she is a creation of science. Or not.

But with research coming out today that human clones may be genetically viable, who knows what to think anymore. Heck, she could be a frickin’ robot for all we know. Just the same, if we see an army of hot blondes coming our way with lasers, start running, as we all know that leads to trouble.

February 3, 2009