Category: Weird

The best way to stop conflicts?

We all know that using self-love is the best method to end war. Really. At least these people are convinced of that.

Jeff Goldblum is watching you poop

This site is just weird. These folks have gone through the effort of creating little printable signs to hang on bathroom stalls….

They stole all his stuff, but at least they cleaned up after themeselves

A California man had his apartment broken into and everything stolen. And I mean everything: soap in the soap dish, dirty laundry, frozen peas. Then they cleaned up the apartment. They even dismantled a custom shelf, his bed, and his custom-made table and hauled it down from his third-floor apartment. Full story.

What does the White House have to hide?

Apparently a lot, according to their robots.txt file, which basically blocks the search engines from indexing everything. Why didn’t they just set a wild card on everything, for cripes sakes? Why are they doing this? More than likely so that Google won’t pick it up in its cache so we can’t hold it against the government later for something they posted. Link via Waxy.

I don’t know what scares me more

That this girl can play this well, that she’s three years old, or that she’s a better percussionist than me. The b3ta guys think she’s a full-grown midget, which would certainly explain this.

The 2000 presidential election was rigged – by God Himself

Or so says General William Boykin. That’s just one of the odd positions held by the man chosen to hunt down Saddam and Osama who comes right out and says to muslims, “my god is bigger than your god!” Man, if this hasn’t made every country in the world hate us, I don’t know what will. Link via MeFi.

I’ve always thought the Teletubbies were weird

But “Nazi Hybrid Greys in Disguise?” I don’t know if I’d go that far.

Man Wants to Question Parrot in Court

A man claims a woman wrongly adopted his lost parrot ? and he can prove it if given a chance to question the bird in court. Full story.

Mosh pits spread deadly disease

To quote the press release:

Investigation into two suspect bacterial meningitis cases has found a possible link between attendance at the punk rock concert at WOW Hall, on September 20, 2003 (the Saturday of the Eugene Celebration).

If you ever been to a concert at WOW Hall, they are crowded, smelly, and nasty. The hall is poorly ventilated, and I’m amazed something hasn’t shown up there before. I went to a Cherry Poppin’ Daddies concert there (their last appearance at the hall), and was, honestly, wondering about the safety of that building.

Ever needed to shave your cat’s nose?

Then be sure to print up this illustrated guide. Where’s the Internet’s delete key when we need it? Link via b3ta.