Category: Weird

What are the odds that you’re going out to shoot your cow for food, miss, hit a passing car 200-meters, hitting the woman in the thigh? I’m not a betting man, but I’m sure this doesn’t happen too often.

Then have you cat cloned. Or just shoot your cat, and give me the money. At least then it will be put to better use.

All you have to do is pass this challenge:

Can you get from London city-centre to Paris or Amsterdam’s city-centre for under £27 return? And in under 12 hours travel time each way?

We don’t think that anyone can beat the great Eurolines ‘Heart-to-Heart’ fares, so we’ve laid down this challenge for anyone who can.

If you think you can and can prove it, email us your travel plans — if your route checks out we’ll send you your weight in cheese.

Paris travel solutions win their weight in Brie, and if you can get to Amsterdam for under £27, we’ll send you your weight in Edam.

I don’t know anything about the area, so I have no idea how hard it would be.

When you make $1-million a day at your hotel/casino, you certainly don’t want a power outage for more than 24 hours. That’s what happened to the 5-star Bellagio in Las Vegas. The 2000+ guests that were staying there have been shipped off to other hotels, the casino floor is black, replacement wiring is getting shipped in from Los Angeles, and it’s a huge deal in Vegas, as you can probably imagine.

Postcard arrives at post office — 82 years after it was sent.

You can have your own portrait with Stevie Nicks. Or a Douglas MacArthur action figure.

She was supposed to just get implants, and instead got an extra pair.

Human remains found on Wal-Mart property to be buried again on said property. I think you should just put them in uniform and stick them in the store, as they’re probably more useful than some of the employees at that store.

It’s amazing the “tourist attractions” you can find outside our borders. And just an FYI: If you miss the cow with the rocket launcher, you get $200 back.

You’ve always heard that an apple a day keeps the doctor away, but what do you do when the doctor recommends nose-picking to stay healthy? Thanks to Cheesehead Craig for the link.