Category: Weird

I won’t need a vasectomy

I’ll just keep my cell phone near my crotch.

On a side note, is it me, or do they seem to come out with a study like this every year?

Government OKs Bloodsuckers

No, the government isn’t OK-ing lawyers, the FDA is now allowing the marketing of leeches as a medical treatment. Thanks Barney for the tip.

If you’re going to wank…

…at least you’re doing it the healthy way. From b3ta.

More Weird Amazon Crap

I’ve mentioned before a list of odd-ball Amazon crap, but nothing’s quite as odd as this: 9000 Ladybugs. And, Sadly, I’m thinking about ordering some as those bugs will eat some of the obnoxious little bastard aphids that are eating some of the flowers at my house. For $19.95, that ain’t too bad.

Newt Gingrich Among Top 500 Amazon.com Book Reviewers

From the Raw Feed:

Former speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, Newt Gingrich, has been ranked the 488th top book reviewer on Amazon.com. He did that by writing 137 book reviews that were marked as “helpful” by 2,002 people. I guess he has a lot of time on his hands now that he no longer has a vast, right-wing conspiracy to run.

Did he have to pay tax on those?

Only on eBay could you find a giant two-headed chicken made entirely out of cigarettes.

Advertising on Food Coming Soon

I only hope that by putting ads on Pringles, the chips (or crisps) get cheaper.

Weird Crap You Can Buy at Amazon

While this list is entirely subjective, I’m sure we can all agree that sugar-free chocolate-dipped pork rinds are really damn weird.

Anybody missing a hand?

Weird

A boat party in an exclusive area of Long Island Sunday night was interrupted — when a severed human hand mysteriously dropped out of the sky onto the deck of a boat, police said yesterday.

Have you ever wondered…

…if you could fart through a harmonica and make it toot? The answer appears to be no (warning: NSFW).