Category: Weird

You thought you were having a bad day? This guy managed to mistake his penis for a chicken’s neck, and cut it off. A dog ran up, assuming it was food, and gobbled it up. Thanks Matt for the link.

Some of this stuff is downright scary, disturbing, and disgusting and apparently they’re all real movie titles (which is even more disturbing). Link via b3ta.

They actually keep track of this crap? Like the longest maggot bath? Or the heaviest train pulled with a beard? Or did you know there’s actually a listing for hairiest family? Or most watches eaten? Or the longest time with a nail stuck in the head?

Records like these are why I never watched that Guinness Records show when it was on TV.

Humberto A. Taveras aces a misdemeanor charge of theft of services after he and his fellow diners argued with Soprano’s Italian and American Grill managers over the legality of requiring an 18 percent tip for large parties. He only tipped about 10 percent. Full Story.

I know I’d probably go straight to jail, as I usually tip low unless service is exceptional. I went to place here in Bend one time that added a 20% tip as part of the bill. We fought it, as the waiter was a butthead and totally not helpful to us at all. We gave a 10% tip directly to the chef, and made sure the waiter didn’t get any of it.

I’m not making this up. A man who tried to shoot seven puppies had to be treated at a hospital after one of the puppies shot him. Full Story.

Meow, Meow. Meow meow meow meow? Meow meow meow — meow meow. Meow meow. Meow meow meow.

Ruff, Ruff Ruff. Ruff Ruff Ruff.

Here’s something you don’t read every day:

A chimpanzee has taken up smoking and spitting, according to China’s Xinhua news agency.

It is unclear why Feili, 13, has started smoking but her zoo keeper said it was because she was frustrated.

She has turned from a “gentle girl” into a “shrew”, said Liu Bing, director of Zhengzhou zoo, Henan province.

Mr Liu said Feili’s partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable “to meet her sexual demands”.

Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.

Thanks Barney for the tip.

The thing can do 60 MPH without much trouble (the article has a good action shot of the thing). He gave the chair to his mother-in-law — probably in an attempt to get rid of her. Full Story.