…don’t forget to erase the hard drive of the one you do send. The seller had a serious foot/leg fetish and the buyer decided to make a make-shift blog based on what he found on the hard drive. Hilarious!
Category: Weird
Want To Lose Your Lunch?
Then be sure to check out this picture gallery for a colon cleansing product. Yes, the photo gallery is photos of exactly what you’re thinking of — stuff that has been cleansed out of a colon (and it’s some scary stuff). Blame b3ta for that.
On a related poop note, it still amazes me that this really old entry about why you might end up with green stool is one of my most-commented-on entries. The fact that I’m in the top several sites for this search might have something to do with it.
I Know That George W. And Tony Blair Were Buddies…
…but this is a bit scary. Thanks Barney for the tip.
Really Bad Tattoos
Why in the heck would anybody want to tattoo their leg with the sickening image of Michael Jackson with Macaulay Culkin on his lap? It only gets worse.
Somebody Needs A Hobby
Leave it to a South Park fan to try to recreate the infamous Brown Noise.
Celebrities: Forget Scientology…
…why don’t you try Opus Dei? It’s a perfect fit for you nut-jobs.
Somebody Really Needed A Smoke
So much so that they took a Lava Rock and broke into a local gas station and stole 11 packs.
Update Actually have a functional link now, not the email address for a local blogger (Ugh…this has been a long day).
If You’re Ever Going To Post an Online Review of a Hooker…
…make sure you’re using the proper terminology.
I’ve Heard Of Pot Brownies…
…but I hadn’t heard of Meth Bread.
A search of the 1998 Honda Civic yielded a large quantity of meth hidden in a loaf of bread that was in the back seat, Porter said. Ramirez-Avila was taken into custody without incident, and his car was seized, along with $130 in cash, he said.
The 1.25 pounds of meth seized during the investigation had a street level resale value of more than $57,000, Porter said. It would have been enough to provide a single dose of the drug to more than 2,300 meth users in Central Oregon, he said.
Glad to hear it’s off the streets.
On a related note, I still wish I could buy Sudafed without working my ass off to do it, as it works (at least for my wife and I) far better during allergy season than the Sudafed PE-variants too. But thanks to the Meth-addicts, I’m going to have to order the crap online as by the time I get to a store to buy some (as only a few pharmacies locally still sell it), the pharmacy’s closed. So thanks to the habits of a bunch of local druggies (who are getting their Sudafed and drugs from other states/countries anyway), those of us who use the drug legitimately get screwed.
And remember: If you’re going to gripe about not being able to buy your decongestant, don’t joke about having a meth-habit and you’re just trying to get your fix. Rent-a-cops don’t like that.