My approximately 25-mile (one-way) commute to work equals about 396,000 tongues, 4888 Weinermobiles, 6729 small intestines, or well over a million cockroaches. Thanks Neil for the link.
Category: Weird
One Stop Paranoia
If you’re a conspiracy theorist or want to live in fear all the time, this Google Maps-powered incident map is for you. Thanks Barn for the link.
Portland Murder Case That Ended Up In Central Oregon Just Got Weirder
While the nasty hit and run (and follow-up) was probably the weirdest (and most grusome) crime this area’s seen in a while, I have to think this is right up there.
A Portland woman who shot her ex-boyfriend and fled to Central Oregon, where she shot herself in the head died early Thursday at a Bend hospital, as police uncovered a bizarre twist to the tragedy: She had faked her own death earlier this month, convincing everyone – including the victim – she had died.
Oh, and it gets better…
An autopsy has concluded Michael Kellerman (Editor Note: The person this woman allegedly killed), 36, died of multiple gunshot wounds to the chest, Portland police spokesman Sgt. Brian Schmautz said Thursday […].
This lady sounded really, really, messed up.
Full release that was sent today from the Portland Police is after the jump (thanks Barn for sending it my way).
There’s A Blog For Everything
Like this one, dedicated to oddball screws. Thanks BB.
Now That’s A Misdiagnosis
First, they thought it was Parkinson’s disease. Then they thought Multiple Sclerosis. When health was still bad and getting worse, they discovered that this woman didn’t have MS, but had breast cancer the entire time.
Random Lawsuit For The Day
Officer sues cold remedy maker, saying he can’t smell meth labs anymore. I’m sure his many years of being a meth investigator and his prolonged exposure to the drug had nothing to do with his sense of smell being messed up.
Man Threatens To Bomb Newspaper
Why is this news? Because he was angry he didn’t get his Sunday coupons.
Some People Have Some Oddball Hobbies
Like this woman, who dresses up roadkill in pet and baby clothes.
Link via Obscure Store.
Weirdest Arcade Game Ever
A virtual dog walking machine, where you basically are on a treadmill, pretending to walk a dog.
Link via Geekologie.
I So Need to go to Sweden
Why? Becuse there’s a party in Sweden’s Pants…
Weird stuff, but I’d still like to go there. Thanks Cheryl for the video.