It would appear that everybody is suing McDonalds over something, and the latest is a couple who claimed their marriage and their teeth were damaged by a tough bagel. I only wish I were making garbage like this up.
Category: Stupid
Skynyrd Guitarist Not Sure About War With Iraq
Have the media just run out of people to interview about this that they really give a rip what a rock-band guitarist things about Iraq? In case you care about that sort of thing.
Sportsmanship at its finest
From Dave Barry’s Blog: The way it works is, if your team wins, you celebrate by wrecking stuff, and if your team loses, you celebrate by wrecking stuff.
Dateline to focus on Michael Jackson’s face
Read about this in the paper yesterday. Dateline is planning an entire special episode on Michael Jackson’s face. Think I’m kidding?
Man who died was “lucky”
OK, so I took that a bit out of context, but I just love the quote in this story:
“The man got extremely lucky that he didn’t hit another vehicle.”
Right, because he’d be even more dead.
(It’s a joke people, relax…I know he could have killed somebody else, too).
Is that a man or a woman?
OK, this has to be the scariest … uh … thing, I’ve ever seen on HotOrNot.com.
Gregg: Well, she certainly does have a LOT to offer…
Men are stupid
A friend sent me to How Many Would it Take.com
It’s similar to hotornot.com except you vote on how many beers it would take until you’d sleep with the person pictured.
Men…read the instructions. I’m seeing perfect 10 babes with a rating of 21.9 beers.
It’s how many beers you would need, not how many she’d need to jump your bones.
We all know men aren’t that picky!
Case in point: Would any of you men REALLY need to drink for this woman to be pokeable?
Yet another reason to avoid Kentucky
Honestly, would you ever put a license plate like this on your car? Oregon’s plates have never been that ugly.
Scientists search for perfect pizza
http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,5677409%5E13762,00.html
Man, what a waste of time. Meanwhile, there’s still no cure for cancer or thousands of other crippling diseases.