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My First Legal Threat

Actually, it wasn’t so much of a threat but just a sternly-worded letter telling me to remove information that was slanderous to their client. Since they didn’t give me the URL that had what they were referring to, I couldn’t find anything in regards to their letter on my site. So after a few e-mail exchanges with the lawyers, I figured out which little comment they were referring to (it wasn’t anything I wrote, it was a comment on the site), and removed the comment. While generally I’d fight to keep comments, I wasn’t really in the mood considering the nature and the content of the comment.

If you’re wondering the entry in question that had the naughty comment, the entry is here.

So this site is now less one comment. But since, thanks to unintentionally-good Google placement about a TV show I don’t watch whose third season starts tonight, I’ve getting more than enough comments on some of my other (older) entries to make up for it.

I’m Taking A Vacation

As you might have noticed, my postings the last few weeks have been a bit sporadic thanks to some major projects occupying all my time (see related posts here and here). The last month or so I’ve been averaging about 10-20 hours a week of overtime, and logged about 200 billable hours at the new (and now open) Sunriver Fitness Center. There have been the marketing projects: huge marketing package to our owners, huge marketing package to other company’s owners, huge marketing package to all of our past guests (50,000 postcards are going in the mail in a week), huge Web marketing package that’s coming, too. On top of all that, I purchased, ordered and setup four desktop systems, two point of sale systems, a server, a firewall, two switches, and then got roped into wiring up the cable TV system for 16 TVs at the place as they hadn’t bothered to bid it out. This has been on top of all my other duties already tying me up at the office. Long story short, I’m frickin’ tired. And while it probably will be more exhausting taking a vacation with the almost-two-year-old and my five-year-old, I still need to get the hell out of here for a few days.

So what’s my plan? Tomorrow (Wednesday) night we’ll be staying in Salem, visiting the AC Gilbert Discovery Village and taking a ride on the Riverfront Carousel while we’re there (and of course, hit up Lydia’s favorite restaurant). The next couple nights I’m going to be in Newport, staying at a privately-owned place in Nye Beach. We plan on hitting up the aquarium and possibly the Hatfield Center while we’re there, and we’re certainly hitting Mo’s while we’re there.

Sadly, because I’m a geek, I’ll have my laptop with me and will get online when I can (we also plan on using it to watch DVDs for the kids, so it’ll get used). So if you really need to get a hold of me, e-mail me.

I’ll be back in Bend on Sunday. Don’t expect any blogging until then. There are lots of good Bend Bloggers to keep you occupied, so be sure to check some of them out.

Meanwhile, if you guys have any links you want to share, feel free to post them in the comments here so things don’t get too stale. Hell, make a mess out of the place, I don’t care as long as you clean it up before I come home. If I come back and see 100 comments on this entry, I won’t be disappointed (unless it’s entirely spam, then somebody’s getting a cyber-spanking).

Update on 7/20 at 1:00PM: We’re in Salem at the Phoenix Inn. My daughter is taking a MUCH needed nap (it was a long drive here, let me tell ya). My other daughter and my wife are at the pool, and I’m sitting here relaxing on the bed. They have free Wi-Fi here (a bit sketchy of a signal however, despite being right next door to the control room). So I’m downloading my e-mail, and feeling good because I can ignore it all. I think I’m going to go take a nap — I haven’t had one of those in years.

Feel free to post more comments here. I expected more than the two I’ve received so far.

Update on 7/21 at 9:00PM: Salem, while still fun, wasn’t nearly as cool as it could’ve been as the Carousel was closed for the week for maintenance. That would’ve been great information to put on your Web site, folks…

Anyway, we’re in Newport now, and I’m hijacking off one of the five open wireless networks I’m picking up. The place we’re staying in is pretty nice, but being above a schoolhouse isn’t as cracked up as I thought it would be. I assumed that by “schoolhouse” they meant “a place were kids were at during the middle of the day.” At 8:00, when we were putting the little ‘uns to bed, they were playing musical chairs downstairs, and the teacher lady was banging away on the piano. They’ve all gone home now and it’s nice and peaceful, but I don’t recommend staying here during the week if you want peace and quiet.

Otherwise, the place is fairly nice and quiet. And while I’m hijacking off somebody else for ‘net access, there’s no phone or cable TV here, so I’m relatively un-wired (I have my cell phone, but it’s muted, as that’s the only connection my office has to me and I don’t plan on answering it).

I’ve forgotten how much I hate driving around Newport, however. I was trying to get to Papa Murphy’s for some take-and-bake pizza, and I drove by it the first time. Getting turned around, and into their parking lot was a chore, that’s for sure. It looked a lot easier to get to on the map.

Anyway, I’m off. We’re hitting the aquarium in the morning, Hatfield center in the afternoon.

Update on 7/22 at 8:40PM (though because of limited ‘net access, this might not go online until much later): Is it time to go home yet? Please, somebody beat me senseless if I ever say I’m going on vacation ever again before the kids are at least 12.

Last night was a fierce thunderstorm in Newport and the thunder clasps were the loudest I’ve ever been in, shaking the windows pretty steadily from about midnight to about 2:30AM. My kids, amazingly enough, slept through the whole thing (at least Hannah said she didn’t hear anything). The bed, however, was FAR more comfortable than the bed at the Phoenix Inn, so I didn’t wake up with nasty back pain.

The wireless connectivity has gone down hill a bit since the thunderstorm. While I know it’s not really related, it was just good timing, as my wireless card is now (litteraly) coming apart (I don’t have a laptop with built-in wireless — so wish I did). We had trouble getting on most of the day, so I popped the card out, and the outer sleave nearly fell off. I managed to pop the thing back together, but I’ll probably be shopping for a new card when I get home. Just the same, I’ve still had better luck with Wi-Fi this trip than this guy did (thanks to Barney for that).

Anyway, about the kids being awful. While going down to the beach this morning was nice, as it was fairly calm (no wind is always nice), and the kids were decent, the trip to the aquarium was a nightmare. Michelle (my nearly two-year-old) did nothing but scream and cry the entire time. My ended up leaving so we could take the baby back to the room here so she could nap, and then my wife and Hannah (my five-year old) went back to the aquarium so they could actually enjoy themselves.

After Michelle (and I) both took naps (I was tired, too, after last night’s storm), we went down to the beach again, as the sky had cleared up a bit. It was foggy down on the beach, but still really nice. My legs are dead, however, from carrying Michelle up the hill from the Nye Beach access area (which is a LONG, steep hill) about 50 times. Oh well…she had fun on the beach, at least.

We finished off the evening with a trip to Mo’s (which actually went surprisingly well), spent a bit more time at the beach, and now, we’ll be calling it an evening here shortly.

One more gripe about our current lodging arrangements: We have to do our own dishes, and clean up the entire place for the next guests — in other words, leave it how we found it. I can understand doing that if this were some place we were borrowing from a friend, but we’re paying over $100/night for this little place. I’m on vacation — I don’t want to have to scrub a place down.

Anyway, done ranting. The current plan is to be back in town late tomorrow after playing on the beach a bit more (we’re hoping we can get a late check out from here so the baby can take a nap and make our lives all that more pleasant, but I’m not holding my breath).

Annoying Ads Turned Off

Due to constant complaints by folks reading the site, and my inability to keep up in fastclick.com’s interface to ban the annoying ads they’ll sometimes send, I’ve turned off the ads that appear at the bottom of this column and replaced them with standard Google ads. I wasn’t aware that some of them were putting out sound as I usually keep my speakers off. Sorry for the trouble, but you can now safely browse the site without worrying about your ears being blown off (can’t say that for some of the stuff I link to, but you’re on your own there).

I’ve Been Mentioned In A Book

UtterlyBoring.com (along with my name) was mentioned in a book entitled Buzz Marketing with Blogs For Dummies. The author of the books asked my permission months ago to put a screen shot of this site in her book in a section talking about BlogAds. I completely forgot about signing the permission form until I was digging through my e-mail and saw the email conversation I had with the author a few months, and decided to look to see if the book has been published. It has, so I emailed the author to see if I could get a copy of the book (not holding my breath). You can search the contents of the book to see the screen shot of my site.

If anybody decides to purchase the book, let me know how it is.

Comment Spammers Need To Die

If you’re wondering why the site has been slower than snot today, it’s because of jackass comment spammers. I’m running this site on a meaty Pentium4 2.8 with a gig of RAM, and when I ran “top” via an SSH command line (once I was actually able to get onto the server), I realized what the hell was happening: I was the victim of a Denial-of-Service attack, of sorts. The load in “top” was pushing 60+ (an overloaded server is anything higher than 5 or so anybody who doesn’t know). From my estimation, about 150 connections per second were hitting my comment script (which has since been renamed, meaning comments won’t work on many older posts until I rebuild the site). Not only that, they were hitting my e-mail form on the right side of this script (which has also been renamed as well). The connections were coming from dozens of different IP addresses, meaning they were coming from spyware/virus-infected zombie PCs (I’ll check out my logs later to see if there was any pattern to it all).

After the end of it all, not a single comment spam actually made it on my site, thanks to MT-Blacklist and SpamLookup. It did make my server, cry, however, saying no to that many connections running a CGI script.

Anyway, comments will be working again later tonight after a rebuild (they should work on this entry, however).

Good Lord That’s Ugly

I’ve been looking through my referral logs a bit more (been doing it a bit already today), and found a few sites that were directly hot linking to my images. Not a big deal, really, as they’re small graphics (I’ll resetup my image blocking at some point, it was just making things a bit weird with in my .htaccess file), but I did find a couple of sites linking to my images that were probably two of the hardest-on-the-eyes sites I’ve ever seen (both hosted by myspace.com). See for yourself: Exhibit A and Exhibit B (be sure to have your speakers cranked up nice and loud for that second one … yikes).

Random Google Results

Apparently I’m the number one result (just ahead of The Bulletin) for “software companies bend oregon.” I’m sure there are more if I actually look through my log files, but I just found that interesting that a post that’s over a year old and actually linking to something on Jon’s site is the number one result.

My Life Is Now Complete

This site has been linked as a citation in a Wikipedia article (the article linked to this page). Woohoo, I’m famous (or intelligent, one or the other).

OK, now that my 5 seconds of fame are over, carry on.

Archive Page Works Again

The calendars on my archives page weren’t working for a while there, and I just now got around to looking into it. The problem? The MTCalendar tag doesn’t support dynamic publishing, which is what my archives index uses. Turned off dynamic publishing, everything works again.

On a side note, my highest-commented post has now passed 175 comments, thanks to people throwing telemarketers numbers into Google.

Why The Huge Link Dump?

As you may have noticed, I posted quite a few links today. Why am I doing it? I wanted to give you something to look at for the next few days as I’ll be offline. Why? My wife and I (and no kids) are going to an undisclosed secret location tomorrow where I will be enjoying a nice dinner and a show. I’ll actually be back in town late Thursday if anybody needs to get ahold of me, but don’t expect much in the way of updates until Sunday when I’ll be back to procrastinating during my lunch break at work.

Meanwhile, enjoy all the links I posted today, click on a few ads while I’m gone (because each click is a few pennies for this site), and be sure to enjoy some of the downloads I posted earlier before they disappear for good.

And I apologize for folks on my mailing list who will see these links for the next several days in your inbox.

On a side-note, anybody have a mini-van for sale? Our small sedan is just not working for a family of four with car seats (and I’m NOT buying an SUV). I missed out on one on Craiglist Portland earlier this week. E-mail me privately if you have a good deal on a decent rig (and NO, I’m not buying a Ford — ever. If somebody were to give it to me, that’s fine, but I’m not paying for one).