I can’t even think of anything witty to say about this story. This is why drugs are bad.
Category: Sick
Sheriff wants to know who put feces in the jailhouse chili
Sick and wrong, this is. Needless to say, the inmates have beaten the tar out of the suspected chili bomber.
In other news…
Ken is still a spoiled little bitch — he’s going to go buy a Tungsten T2. Bastard. 😉
I like a good, big hamburger as much as anybody, but…
If I’m going to pay 20-bucks for a burger, it’ll be the 36oz bad-boy from Pilot Butte Drive-In, not a sixteen-patty gut bomb. I’m sure he felt good after eating that.
Telemarketers trying to charge to put people on Do Not Call list
They’re trying to charge people $380 to put them on the free Do Not Call list.
What’s even more annoying about this, is that telemarketer can now annoy the hell out of you if you agree to it, because, according to the loopholes in the Do Not Call list, he now has a prior relationship with you, and can still continue to annoy the hell out of you, and by putting your name on the list, he’s probably the only one that can annoy you.
Thirty firemen take six hours to hoist 585-pound woman to hospital with crane
That’s just disgusting. And they actually have pictures, too….*shiver*.
Cops: Student had 10-gigs of kiddie porn
I don’t even think I could fill 10 gigs with porn, let alone kiddie porn (but the guy was a college student, so he probably had a fast connection). Anyhow, this is one sick, sick man.
Dad arrested after telling daughters to walk 5 miles to school
OK, it’s dads like this all of us good dads a bad name. Summary of the story (from Obscure Store): A woman called police after seeing two young girls trudging down the side of the highway, tears streaming down their faces. The girls, 7 and 10, told cops that their father made them walk from their home to school — five miles on busy roads — because they missed the bus. Troopers picked the girls up before they got too far.
A**hole dad. Especially to his daughters, as, if he wasn’t such a butthead, they’d probably be “daddy’s little girls.”