Category: Sick

That’s one evil woman

This is just wrong

A woman was charged with beating her 7-year-old adopted daughter with a dog chain and keys, burning her wrists on a stove, dousing her naked body with bleach, then locking the girl inside a closet in a coal cellar with a burning furnace filter, police said.

The girl’s in the hospital, and, according to police, was not injured by the fire.

Thanks to Barney for the link.

Man gets jail time for killing a swan

And while most of the time I’d read a headline like that and say “Swans are vicious, he was probably just defending himself,” this guy deserved to get thrown in jail.

Removing your nipples?

This guy’s done it. That’s one of the nastiest things I’ve ever seen, especially considering it appears that the guy also has a pile of piercings as well as a forked tongue. Yikes…

A one-bedroom condo for $2.6-million

And that’s one of the cheaper ones, and it still doesn’t include parking.

Over 600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam

While I believe everybody has a right to a fair trial, what do these lawyers think they’re going to get from defending Saddam? My money says they won’t be able to save him. Full story.

Man who killed cats, dog and wife complains about the stench

A 65-year-old woman was shot dead by her husband and left to rot in the basement of their Staten Island home for two days, police sources said yesterday. This was after he beat the cats to death with a hammer and shot the dog. Full story.

What to drink with your Thanksgiving Dinner?

How about some Turkey and Gravy flavored soda? Thanks to Jon for the drink of choice.

They need a warning label on this thing

Warning: Eating this could cause your heart to stop. It’s ain’t poison, but damn close enough. What’s in it? 64 grams of fat, 2,090 milligrams of sodium, and enough cholesterol to kill anything that’s ever lived. That’s the scariest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I wonder if this is worse than the 18-oz hamburger I ate years ago?

Man, 85, allegedly planned to have sex with girls, 9 and 12

You sick, sick bastard. Leave the gene pool, for the love of all things holy.

French-fried Oreos, cheesecake, and Candy Bars?

Yes, they do exist. They’ll fry anything in Texas, won’t they?