Category: Sick

“Did You Order The Code Red?”

Somehow the manager is not in trouble for this (at least isn’t going to court like the guys he ordered around).

Two Wal-Mart employees who police say followed a manager’s orders to shoot and kill a stray cat have been charged with federal animal cruelty.

The men, both assistant managers at the Supercenter, were arrested and released after a court appearance Wednesday. Christopher Anderson, 29, and Jeffrey Hardin, 21, told police the store’s manager ordered them to get rid of the animal that was living in a storage trailer behind their store.

Thanks Barney for the link.

Do Not Read This

This is just nasty.

A Mexican man killed his lover in a drunken, drugged fight then cooked the man’s body in tomato and onion sauce and ate it over three days.

Police found Gumaro de Dios Arias grilling rotting human flesh for his breakfast, including part of a heart, when they raided a shack he lived in near the Caribbean beach resort of Playa del Carmen, a police chief said on Wednesday.

“He was preparing stews. There was a grill where he was cooking part of the heart and bits he had cut off the body. It was terrible, terrible,” said local police chief Martin Estrada, who was among a dozen police who raided the shack.

Thanks Barn for that disgusting link. I think I’ll be sick now.

Cooking With Semen

I can’t believe there’s a web site dedicated to this culinary “art.”. Sick and wrong.

Yucky

Glad to hear I wasn’t the only one that was grossed out when Bush kissed his new secretary of state. I just didn’t want to see it again. Thanks, Rob.

Rat: It’s Whats for Dinner

Cambodians love their rats, and as soon as the monsoon season ends, they’ll start cooking them up:

Soeung Thy is praying for the monsoons to end so he can begin frying, grilling and currying rats to satisfy the hundreds of Cambodian villagers anticipating his feasts.

Sitting in his small, unnamed restaurant ? believed to be the first in the kingdom to specialize in rats ? the 27-year-old says he started cooking up rodents to wild acclaim two years ago in the southwestern village of Phum Bek Kroang.

“At first I just cooked them for my family to eat, but guests who tried them said they were tasty, so I started selling a few fried rats to the villagers,” he said. Business boomed so he devoted his menu to them.

Thanks to Cheryl for the link.

Sick and Politically Incorrect Jokes

Some of these are really sick, but I’m sorry, but I did laugh at some of them (and yes, I’m going straight to hell for it, I’m sure). Some examples from the aforementioned site:

What’s black and has 27 breasts??

The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic.

What’s yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What did the blind, deaf, mute boy get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

She wasn’t wearing her seatbelt.

Bend Burrito Joint Serves Cockroaches With Food

Simone was hungry. Based on the premise that, quite frequently, the little hole-in-the-wall places have the best food, she decides to try out a little Mexican place in downtown Bend called “Super Burrito.” She was enjoying the food until it happened: She saw a cockroach.

There, on the woodboard-covered wall right above our little table, sat possibly the most hated animal in the universe: a cockroach. It was brown, about an inch long, and quite obviously a youngster (I’ve come across adult cockroaches in my travels, and they are significantly larger).

My first reaction was one of astonishment. Then, as I fully realized what I was looking at, there was horror and deep disgust. I instantly dropped my burrito. Jeff dropped his fork.

We were out of that joint faster than you can say “cockroach”. Worst is – you just *know* that that little roach wasn’t a loner. I bet there is a Mama Roach, a Papa Roach, and several, if not hundreds, of Sister and Brother roaches. Maybe even an Uncle Roach, and a Grandpa Roach.

It’s a damn scary thought, but to be quite honest with you, I’m pretty damn sure that Super Burrito has been shut down in the past for health violations, as I distinctly remember seeing the familiar “Closed for Health Violation” sign on their door at one point in the past.I can’t confirm that with any thing on Deschutes County’s hard-to-navigate site, as they don’t have a database for violators listed there (which they really should, as a service to the local community — we do have 290 or so restaurants here, after all).

Simone’s going to file a complaint with the health inspector tomorrow. Stay tuned…

Update on 9/13: Simone has posted a follow up. According the the county health inspector, all three restaurants in that building (corner of Wall & Minnesota) have had problems with cockroaches, partially because the building is very old. The restaurant owners claimed the “little pets” (as the inspector called them) had imported themselves with some produce. “Usually”, he said, “this area has little to no problems with roaches.”

What that also means, however, is that some of the yuppie fancy restaurants in that block might also have roaches.

When Simone asked him if the Super Burrito place had had past health code violations, he said yes, but only very minor.

Again, I stand by what I said above: Health code violations should be publicly available, period. I’m sure a FOIA request would get the information, but damned if I’ve got the time to do a formal request.

This Was Legal Before?

Having sex with corpses is now officially illegal in California after Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger signed a bill barring necrophilia. Full Story.

That’s a Load of Crap — Literally

The rear gate broke on a truck carrying 15 tons of treated sewage sludge, dumping it all over the road. According to the story, the Department of Health and Environmental Control says the sludge posed no hazard to the community, but I certainly wouldn’t want to be swimming around in the stuff.

Death To Spammers and Virus Writers

Thanks to the efforts of spammers and virus writers, 63 percent of all email sent in the first half of 2004 was spam and every 12th email had a virus attached. Full Story.