Category: Scary

Why I Never Play Chess

While I know how to play chess, I can’t say that I enjoy it because I know my opponent is always thinking something like this.

Thinking Machine 4 explores the invisible, elusive nature of thought. Play chess against a transparent intelligence, its evolving thought process visible on the board before you.

The artwork is an artificial intelligence program, ready to play chess with the viewer. If the viewer confronts the program, the computer’s thought process is sketched on screen as it plays. A map is created from the traces of literally thousands of possible futures as the program tries to decide its best move. Those traces become a key to the invisible lines of force in the game as well as a window into the spirit of a thinking machine.

It’s actually a very fascinating way to look at the game.

Don’t Use That Toilet

Strong Enough For A Man

This Is Scary

As of right now, I’m the number two result on Google for gay porn in bend oregon. Yikes… I need to quit looking at those logs (yes, I know, I’ve probably said that 100 times, but digging through those logs is like crack, man — it’s addicting as hell). Or is it even scarier that I’m the number three result for green poop or the number one result for the math-challenged. Or that I’m even in the top 10 for this search, this one, this one, or even this one.

These were all referral links that came i just in the last six hours. I can only imagine how bad it would be if I went back further.

They Waxed Your What?!?

I’m finally getting around to clearing out my RSS feeds, and came across this hilarious (and painful) tale on Jack’s site about getting male genitalia waxed. You’ve been warned.

Taking Self-Defense To A Whole New Level

I didn’t need to get snipped. All I really need to do is piss off this lady enough, and she’ll end up biting off both my nuts (that guy got away with one of them still intact). Thanks several people for the link.

Squeeze Your Tongue With A Vice Grip

Good Lord That’s Ugly

I’ve been looking through my referral logs a bit more (been doing it a bit already today), and found a few sites that were directly hot linking to my images. Not a big deal, really, as they’re small graphics (I’ll resetup my image blocking at some point, it was just making things a bit weird with in my .htaccess file), but I did find a couple of sites linking to my images that were probably two of the hardest-on-the-eyes sites I’ve ever seen (both hosted by myspace.com). See for yourself: Exhibit A and Exhibit B (be sure to have your speakers cranked up nice and loud for that second one … yikes).

Best (and Worst) Use Of Batch Files

I would never even remotely consider myself a programmer, but I know you should never create a “software distribution, configuration management, and auditing” system with over sixty *.CMD batch files.

Almost Scammed

If you’re trying to sell a car (like I am — will post more info and prices once I clean the thing all up), make sure you don’t get scammed by Nigerian-esque scams, like Scott almost did.