Just for future reference: it’s a bad idea to light fireworks in your car, especially when they’re basically a quarter stick of dynamite.
Category: Obvious
Really? You Don’t Say
Who could’ve imagined that vowing to stay a virgin would actually lead to lower STD rates.
No Surprise Here: Bend Homes Are Totally Overvalued
CNN Money has rated has a story about a study that rates Bend as the second most over-valued housing market in the nation, sharing the top 10 with a bunch of California and Florida towns. Localized story on KTVZ and good discussion as well on the Bend Economy Blog.
Just A Bit Of Advice
If you’re going to go on LimeWire to download porn to your laptop, make sure that you turn it off before you go to the office, otherwise IT personnel will find your collection that you’ve unwittingly shared with the office.
You see, LimeWire has default settings to share all files that have been successfully downloaded to all iTunes applications on the network. Anybody who is running iTunes and has their iTunes set to look for shared playlists will find your LimeWire downloads.
Whoops… .
Wasted Research Of The Day
Not one, but two studies in the New England Journal of Medicine have shown that high weight will shorten your life.
Shocking. Absolutely shocking.
Another Moron For The Day
While this was pretty bad, this was even worse:
WESTLAKE, Ohio (AP) — A bar waitress checking to see if a woman was legally old enough to drink was handed her own stolen driver’s license, which was reported missing weeks earlier, police said.
“The odds of this waitress recovering her own license defy calculation,” police Capt. Guy Turner said Monday.
Not The Brightest Bulb In The Bunch, Are We?
If you’re going to mail a bomb and anthrax threat to the FBI, don’t include your name and inmate number.
Looking to Meet Women?
While there are lots of ways to impress the opposite sex, setting fire to your dorm is not one of them. Thanks Cheryl for the link.
If You’re Going To Misrepresent A Laptop On eBay…
…don’t forget to erase the hard drive of the one you do send. The seller had a serious foot/leg fetish and the buyer decided to make a make-shift blog based on what he found on the hard drive. Hilarious!
You Should Always Wear Your Seatbelt
You should wear it so that when you’re doped up on some whacky drug and are trying to out-run the cops on the highway, you might actually survive the wreck (my guess is this guy didn’t).