Category: Obvious

…texting while driving is not a good idea.

And this indeed was the actual headline: Study: Smoking bans reduce smoking.

If you’re going to have your computer repaired, make sure you remove the kiddy porn first.

Even weirder? The guy who had the kiddy porn was once an actor on “Law And Order: SVU.”

I wonder how much money the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety wasted to figure out conclusively what the rest of use already knew: fender benders cost more if you have an expensive car.

…there’s a Simpson’s movie coming out this summer. As part of the marketing blitz, they turned a bunch of 7-Eleven stores into Kwik-E-Marts (here’s a full list of where they are). They’re even having a contest decide on the best Springfield with the winner getting the premiere of the movie (Oregon’s governor Ted Kulongoski is encouraging you to vote for our Springfield). And Vanity Fair has a big article along with a Q&A with Conan O’Brien (who wrote for the show in its better years) and their 10 favorite episodes (most of which were the earlier years).

And despite all that, I’ll still wait until it comes out on video before I see it.

In case you needed more reasons to avoid “The Simple Life” on TV (as if Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie being the main stars wasn’t enough), you’ll be happy to know they’ll be performing enemas this time around, giving you even more reason to change the channel.

If you’re going to hire a hitman, make sure the guy you’re looking to hire isn’t an FBI agent.

Imagine that, they were all made up.

Link via Fark.

…what you post online can generally come back to haunt you if you’re not careful.