Tom Cruise is off his frickin’ rocker. We all know that, and obviously the people at Fark know that, just by reading the comments on this post which plays on Tom’s Scientology beliefs. Apparently he was so angry at the comment, he allegedly wrote Fark’s owners a ranting and raving e-mail. Read the contents here.
Category: Funny
Real World Million Dollar Homepage
While there are a lot of copycat sites of the million dollar homepage, the Fill My Room project is the most original I’ve seen.
Ordering Pizza in 2008, Redux
Over a year ago, I posted a joke about how wiring everybody up to a national information registry will make pizza ordering a pain in the butt. The joke’s been around in various forms for years, and it looks like the ACLU has taken the joke, made it visual, and rolled with it a bit. Funny, but sad, all at the same time.
NSA SETI @ Home
The NSA has decided to follow the lead of the popular SETI@home project and start their own SETI at Home Project: Scan Evildoers Telephone Intercepts.
And before I get deluged with comments from folks, yes, I know this isn’t a real project. Have a laugh, folks.
Snails Are Faster At Data Transfer Than ADSL And Pigeons
Just strap a couple of DVDs to the snail, and you’re good to go.
Further Proof That Men Never Read Directions
Women all know that most men never read directions, so obviously this story will give them a bit more fuel in that argument.
They thought bugs were their problem. But a bug bomb explosion several families are forced to find new homes. It’s a real tough lesson on making sure you follow directions.
A tenant in an apartment complex in Hitchcock had a roach problem. So she and a maintenance man set off foggers — but they used 18! That’s what caused the explosion.
The explosion ripped through one apartment — blowing the door out, buckling brick walls and causing extensive damage to the inside of the apartment. Two people were injured.
But hey, at least the apartment is now bug free. Thanks Dren for the link.
You Learn Something New Every Day
Wikipedia is full of neat little tid-bits, like this new word for me that could describe many folks I’ve met: Wigger which is defined as “is a stereotype of a Caucasian person who dresses, speaks, or otherwise behaves in a manner that is stereotypically associated with certain aspects of African-American or Caribbean culture.”
World’s Hairiest Man Competition
Been meaning to link to this one for a while. I’ve gone on a cruise ship before, and they have some odd-ball ways to entertain people aboard the ship. Dane’s obviously experienced this first-hand in this disturbing video of one cruise ship’s hairiest man competition.
That’s Just Wrong
It’s wrong and disturbing, but I still couldn’t stop watching this hot cow udder action. Don’t expect to see those commercials on TV anytime soon.