I haven’t the foggiest idea how this game works, but I can guarantee you won’t see it in the US. It takes a bit to get going, but it’s worth it for just flat-out weirdness…
Category: Funny
Happy Mother’s Day
I want to wish all moms out there a happy mother’s day, and while it may not be the most difficult job in the world (censored naughty language warning)…
…it’s certainly the most important job in the world.
(It’s a joke people, relax…Happy Mother’s Day everyone.)
The Best Michael Bolton Song Ever
Warning, some naughty language, but this is the best I’ve ever seen Michael Bolton:
Good Question
So now that Bin Laden is toast, can we bring a bottle of shampoo on the plane?
Seriously, though, does anybody thing anything will change? Really, he probably hasn’t been involved in anything for over a decade, and this will probably just anger his followers and security will be tighter and basic constitutional rights will still be limited. Ideally, the Patriot Act would go away, but I seriously doubt it.
For a quick clip of the President’s speech, head here.
Even If You’re As Cool As Spike Lee…
…you still look ridiculous taking a picture with an iPad.
Cats vs. The Treadmill
I generally only link to cat videos when cats are getting annoyed (like this one), and the treadmill appears to be driving these cats nuts:
Cats are a lot more like people than we think. Their solution to things they don’t understand? They just smack them — just like I’ve seen a lot of people do when they’re trying to fix something.
How Do You Catch A Software Pirate?
You do what Garry Newman — creator of Garry’s Mod — did and create a built-in error on pirated versions that lets everybody know you stole it.
Where’d The Japanese Girls Go?
They turned into old men…
Need To Make Sure Something’s Dead Before You RMA It?
Build yourself a few of these bad boys, and when you send something back for repair, you can be assured that you sent it there dead.
We Cancelled Our Cable Because Of Crap Like This
This is what’s happening to TLC (and many other channels, for that matter):
From kottke, Fake shows from the video: 12 Wives, 12 Problems; Dwarf Hoarders; Uterus Cannon; and Hasty Home Surgery. Real TLC shows: 19 Kids and Counting; Strange Sex; Extreme Couponing; and I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant.