Category: Funny

Stupid Crook For The Day

If you’re going to steal a printer that’s used to print driver’s licenses, don’t call the manufacturer for help with it.

What if the Google homepage were optimized for Google?

Anybody who’s done any sort of search engine optimization will get a kick out of this (back story).

Did You Complete “The Gnome Achievement?”

I don’t play computer games much, and I certainly haven’t played Half-Life 2: Episode Two. Apparently there are are achievements you have to meet during the game, but there is one hidden achievement involving a little garden gnome that you can pick up in the beginning of the game: To send the little gnome to space. Which basically means you need to carry it with you the entire game and do some fancy work to hold on to it and not lose it or blow it up. Read up here for an entertaining gnome adventure with hilarious screen shots.

Cable Company Not Being Helpful?

Then walk in to their office with a hammer and start bashing things, like this woman did to Comcast.

“I smashed a keyboard, knocked over a monitor … and I went to hit the telephone,” Mona said. “I figured, ‘Hey my telephone is screwed up, so is yours.’ “

Can’t say that I haven’t thought of doing the same thing with other utility companies.

Link via Consumerist.

Flickr Users Will Appreciate This

If you’ve ever just randomly glanced at the photos that pop up as popular on Flickr (I usually get to them via popurls), you’ll appreciate all the hilarious in-jokes on this Flickr image.

Link via Waxy.

We Could Only Be So Lucky

But we’ll never see this on Ann Coulter’s site:

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Image via Digg. I don’t know if this was a legit hack (apparently it’s being discussed on Coulter’s forums, but that would require me to actually go on her forums) or just a photoshop job, I don’t really care — it made me laugh.

How I Feel About Halloween

Everybody knows my feelings about Halloween, and I’m glad to hear I’m not the only one.

& Ceiling Cat sayz, i can has light? & light wuz.

Some people have far too much time on their hands and are working on translating every verse of the bible into LOLCat’s kitty pidgin. So John 3:16 translates from “For God so loved the world, that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in Him shall not perish, but have everlasting life” to “So liek teh Ceiling Cat lieks teh ppl lots and he sez ‘Oh hai I givez u my only son and ifs u beleevs in him u wont evr diez no moar, k?'”

Mile Is Now Same Length as Kilometer

First the Canadian dollar and the US dollar met in value, and now this.

I blame global warming and terrorists.

Comedy Gold

Robin Williams, Carol Burnett. Classic.