Category: Funny

The man’s got skills…

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Want to liven up your conversations? Nothing like some sound effects like the sad trombone or the instant rimshot to make things interesting. Links via Waxy.

“Even though our cats lick their butts, they’re still cleaner than the Bush administration.”

We called a customer here at the office to remind her that the final payment for her reservation was due today. We were greeted by this as the first line of her answering machine message (which then went on to say “This is so-and-so, leave a message”). My guess is she’s not a fan of Bush. Just a guess, however.

Here a bunch of great suggestions. Such as…

If you turn down your thermostat by one degree, you can save up to 3% on your monthly heating bill. If you scare your neighbors into their panic room for 30 days, you can save just about 100% on their monthly bill.

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Pretend your car is out of gas and convince fellow motorists to push you to your destination (especially effective at drive-thrus).

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The latest trend is to convince consumers to buy products that are better for the environment (in terms of materials, distance traveled during delivery, etc). The truth is, there is only one way to be sure that your consumption is carbon neutral. Steal shit.

You’ve probably seen the Bill O’Reilly “Inside Edition” teleprompter freakout video. If not, here’s that (warning: seriously foul language) :

But the best part has been the follow-up videos, with this one being by-far the most entertaining:

(Edit: Fixed 2nd video)

What the newscast would be like if there was nothing to report:

Similar video on Flickr.

The video starts off a bit slow, but give it a minute for a good laugh.

But I’m not sure if I like the Muppets doing Rick Astley…

“Great tits cope well with warming.”

Thanks Fark.