Category: Funny

Why Will The Android Phone Be A Success?

I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription…

Nothing Like Killing Yourself At a Family Reunion

And you’ve got five minutes to do it (a sequel to the fun and twisted original). What was your best time?

With All Of Bend’s Empty Houses…

I could see this happening here:

With real estate values plummeting and foreclosed homes sitting empty, a family of bobcats apparently decided the time was right to pounce.

So last week, they slipped out of the parched foothills of Lake Elsinore and into a spacious, vacant home in well-groomed Tuscany Hills.

Residents of the development got their first look Aug. 27 when the feline squatters — at least two adults and three kittens — lolled atop a wall outside the Spanish-style house

This Would’ve Made The Republican Convention More Entertaining

John McCain Gets BarackRoll’d

Amazing Large Hadron Collider Web Cam

It’s pretty amazing to see the LHC in action.

Has The Large Hadron Collider Destroyed The World Yet?

Wasn’t This A Seinfield Episode?

I’m pretty sure it was.

FRANKFURT (Reuters) – A Scottish postman working in Germany hoarded at least 20,000 letters at home because he felt his work was too taxing, police said on Tuesday.

The postman in Frankfurt was caught when a neighbor saw him tipping a mail delivery into a rubbish bin and alerted police.

Great Office Prank

Why do I have the sudden urge to do this at my office?

Version of the video with commentary is here.

Things To Not Put On Your Thesis

If you’re a student, don’t ever put these as footnotes or citations:

3 Who, although a gifted academic, is still a douche.

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12. Martin Handford, Where’s Waldo?: The Fantastic Journey (Cambridge, MA: Candlewick Press, 1997), 16.