Surfing The Web So You Don't Have To
So I mentioned before I don’t use twitter (even though I have some followers, for some stupid reason). I linked to a comic that I thought was hilarious, showed a guy twittering while using the restroom — one of his twitts was “Ok poop is coming out.”
The folks on the cracked.com forums decided to roll with it and add that one line to random comics, and the results are pretty funny.
You’ve probably seen this commercial for the lame Snuggie sleeved blanket. I laughed quite a bit after watching the various parodies, but this one is my favorite:
Update: And don’t forget about the Snuggie Pub Crawl (thanks Cheryl for that).
In case you didn’t all know already, the music Cellist Yo-Yo Ma, violinist Itzhak Perlman, pianist Gabriela Montero and clarinetist Anthony McGill played during President Barack Obama’s inauguration was not live, but pre-recorded . It was a performed to a recording they had made earlier. It was a decision made because of the extreme cold — all those instruments are not only impossible to keep in tune in the cold, but are extremely hard to play in the weather (and they weren’t about to bring out their expensive instruments and risk them breaking). I had a feeling when I watched it that it was prerecorded as the fingering and such wasn’t matching up perfectly compared to what I was hearing.
Just the same, if you happened to be live at the show, this is probably what you heard. Or not.
…would somebody call 911 to complain about the quality of their Burger King value meal (be sure to listen to the audio as it’s hilarious).
So Jen is browsing around the Web site of her (and my) former employer and finds this crazy comment on a story:
I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson “actress”actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way
After a bit of Googling, apparently these nut-jobs are all over the place. Granted, the woman does have pretty nice body and features, so maybe she is a creation of science. Or not.
But with research coming out today that human clones may be genetically viable, who knows what to think anymore. Heck, she could be a frickin’ robot for all we know. Just the same, if we see an army of hot blondes coming our way with lasers, start running, as we all know that leads to trouble.
First off, you’re a weirdo. Secondly, here’s a video for you:
You have to love it when live news footage goes wrong…
…the show does get pretty predictable sometimes.