Or, why Jake doesn’t design Web sites much anymore. Also read another version of this on Reddit.
Category: Funny
Everything Is Better With Christopher Walken
This needs more cowbell, but this video is still hilarious as I’ve never seen Walken as a dancer:
Scary Book Title For The Day
“BIRTH CONTROL IS SINFUL IN THE CHRISTIAN MARRIAGES and also ROBBING GOD OF PRIESTHOOD CHILDREN!!”. It’s in-stock and can be had for a mere $135. Be sure to read the ALL CAPS description and summary as well.
Don’t Text, Headbang, and Drive
Bad things happen when you do.
(You have to love remixed public service videos.)
Everybody Panic!!!!!1111!!eleven!!1
Something bad’s going to happen…
Twitter Is For Pansies
140 character limit? How about a 1400 character minimum?
Speaking of twitter, s**tmydadsays, while vulgar, has killed off most of my evening.
The Secret Tech Support Flowchart
Anybody who has had to do tech support for a family member, friend, or a co-worker will appreciate this handy flowchart.
Once You Reach Max Level…
…you stop leveling — like Sean Connery, who maxed out his stats 20 years ago, and still looks ready to kick your butt:
They Really Wanted The Text At Certain Size
While this page looks all fine and dandy in your browser, if you look the page’s source code, there are hundreds of <FONT style=”FONT-SIZE: 8pt”> tags, mostly wrapped around single lines of text. They really wanted that size of type.
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