Category: Funny
Reading (and Watching) Material
- Top Gear’s “Stig” Revealed and subsequently canned, called a “Greedy Twat” by one of the hosts. Apparently the upcoming U.S. version of Top Gear will have a stig as well.
- 25 Mario Facts for the 25th Anniversary.
- Speaking of Mario, here’s an adaptive Mario game that gets easier or harder depending on how and where you die (or how quickly you finish the level).
- You may have read Stuff White People Like, but here is the real stuff that white people like.
- From Canada to Mexico on a single tank of gas.
- Three Ways Facebook is Killing Your Website.
- More Facebook news: Facebook lets publishers contact “Likers.”.
- AMD to take stand against laptop stickers. Too bad the problem stickers on most laptops are put on by the manufacturers and are usually a pain to get off cleanly.
- Turn your blog into an iPad Web app with Padpressed.
- 10 Free WordPress Themes for Small Businesses.
- According to one politician, Girl Scouts breed “pro-abortion” lesbians.
- A good post 9/11 column by the late Hunter S. Thompson that everybody should read.
- Young gamer goes back and tries playing games older than him, and gets his rump kicked by a couple classics (I finished Contra with a friend of mine, but only because of the Konami code).
- I’m amazed that space shuttles can ever take off, consider the amount of satellites orbiting our planet. You can see the entire mess in Google Earth.
- Why our government never gets anything, reason #4817: obscene flowcharts.
- Install the new versions of iTunes without the bloatware.
- A local blogger (and friend of mine) is working on an Oregon XC Documentary and I’m sure I’ll know quite a few people in the final product.
- Every app has a scary basement.
- A good list of netbook operating systems to Windows.
- A stamp I need for the oddball crap that ends up on my desk.
- Ozone allows you to get instant suggestions from 15 sources to find what you’re looking for fast.
Check out some videos after the jump.
Luke Skywalker Is Hopeless
After boasting to the more experienced pilots of Red Squadron, he arrives late for the attack, disobeys orders and ignores Obi-Wan’s repeated pleas to use the force. The dude is nothing but trouble.
“I have read your website and it is obviously that your a foggot.”
I’ve gotten some really stupid e-mail from folks in the past, but I could never say that I’d reply so eloquently.
50cent, Translated Into English
If you look at 50Cent’s twitter feed, you might be hard pressed to actually understand a word of it (I know I am). This translation service might help
In related news, it amazing 50cent’s only been shot nine times.
The Best Of The Worst On YouTube
Prior to getting posted on 0Views, these videos had zero views. Usually there’s a reason why.
Why Didn’t I Think Of This?
I love Oreos, and I love soaking Oreos in milk to the point where they’re just about to fall apart, I hate, however, getting milk all over my fingers. Why didn’t I think about trying this before? Somebody (OK, a lot of people) is much smarter than me.
Bored?
Need something to do? This might help.
Reading Material
- If you gave a pan handler a free credit card, how would they use it?
- Logic and thinking is hard for some people.
- Eight Clever Ways To Take Advantage of Free Calling in Gmail.
- SpongeBob dubs the classics.
- Why are people in the IT field so insecure and territorial? Read up.
- MonaVie Blackmails Me?
- How do you search for back doors from previous IT staff?
- An SNL Set is Built in Seconds.
- Free WordPress 3.0 theme for educational websites.
- Should you use that jQuery plugin or roll your own solution?
- Obama could kill fossil fuels overnight with a nuclear dash for thorium (I’ve always been for this kind of research).
- I’m looking into getting a new wallet, and these look interesting.
Time Killer For The Day
Treadmillasaurus Rex is…well…I’ll just take the description from Reddit:
You are a T-Rex running on a treadmill avoiding lasers and saw blades during which the Wheel of Awesome relentlessly spins and doles delights such as +1 Confetti or dishes determents such as +1 Obstacle. There’s also unlockable top hats.
That pretty much sums it up right there.