Category: Funny

Subservient President

You may remember the Subservient Chicken that Burger King produced a while back (along with the dirty commands you could send its way). Now you can command a Subservient President to do your bidding. Link via BB.

It’s Like Y2K All Over Again. Or Something…

Apparently the Oregon State Parks folks can’t figure out how to do dates on their ticket machines.

The New Florida Voting Machine

After the fiasco in 2000 with the folks who couldn’t figure out how to vote properly in Florida, I say we try this voting machine (sent to me by my sister-in-law):

Those Are Some Ugly Cats

Leave it up to some British bloke to go around and try to get a drawing of a cat from everybody he meets, and then post the ugliness online.

Leave It Up To A University of Oregon Student

Only a Duck (and I am one, so don’t think I’m rooting for the Beavers here) would put up a Web site dedicated to random cat pictures. Link via b3ta.

Sick and Wrong, but Oh So Fun

It’s not politically correct, but it’s hilariously fun. It’s the Special-Education Short-Bus revenge flash game.

I’d Vote For Him

Man Raises Stink — and Pigs

This is hilarious. A man wanted to change the zoning of his property from agricultural to commercial. When the city and the neighbors rejected his request, he put 17 pigs in his front yard — and because his land is zoned agricultural, there’s nothing authorities can do about it, despite the neighbor’s gripes. He also says if the zoning request is rejected again, he’ll put 500 hogs on his property.

Moronic Crook For The Day

Crooks trying to steal the night deposit bag from a business instead run off with a worker’s lunch bag. Idiots.

A Real Life Simpson’s Episode

Remember the episode where Homer got lured to the police station thanks to a post card in the mail offering him a free boat? You never think things like that happens in real life until you read about it later.