Business Card Design Input Needed

I’m in the process of trying to think up some creative personal business card ideas for myself, and came across these cool ideas. Obviously, many of those are far too expensive and the printer I use (who’s doing the printing for free as I send them a ton of jobs) can’t do some of those oddball materials.

They’re going to be full color printing, double sided. I’m thinking I’m basically going to design a simple postcard with my name, email, phone, and three words (or pairs of words) that describe me (I like simplicity on business cards). I was thinking about following the lead from my LinkedIn profile where I sell myself with a title of “Geek, Blogger, Crazy Person.”

So this is where you come in, dear readers (and obviously if you don’t know me, you might not be able to help much): I want you to fill in the blank (as crazy person isn’t quite right, but still casual, which is what I want):

Geek, Blogger, _________

Or think of three other words for me. Nutjob, a**hole, Local, Hater-of-tourists, etc…. are all fair game. Just help me find the right word.

Ideas?