Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures

I’ve seen people sell worthless crap on eBay to get funds to buy something cool, but this is pretty sad (did I miss eBay free listing day, as that’d be the only way I’d bother to list this crap):

Yes, you are bidding to help me get my 5 kids a Nintendo Wii cause this is a sad pathetic auction and im bored and have nothing else to sell. We can’t find one and can’t afford to wait 2 days in line because we have to work for a living. So I tried buying some lottery tickets and didn’t win. Then my remote control broke and I drink cheap pop. SO this auction is for a (1) Can of Diet Dr. Thunder!, (1) Broken tvvvvv remote control w/manual, and (2) Losing Lottery Tickets, Yes they are the authentic losing tickets. I’m also willing to trade this crap for a Nintendo Wii.

Comments

chandu says:

I’ve some pairs of old soxes, that I put apart to throw out in dustbin…I should tell my wife not to throw them off…who knows…I may be able to trade ’em for xbox 😉

Jen says:

Is this like a cheap knock-off of the “One Red Paperclip” where he tried to trade up for a house?

Jake says:

No, just a lazy dude. The paper clip guy was actually making an effort.

BobbiLynn May says:

Psh, we are trying to sell a cursed wedding dress on ebay
-BobbiLynn May