Crazy Naked Man and Axe Welding Roommates

It’s all in a day’s work for city police.

A 24-year-old man wearing only an allegedly stolen sweatshirt was found hiding near the College Way Chevron station and arrested early Sunday. He was accused of entering three unlocked apartments, engaging in a struggle with one resident, and trying to enter a fourth, police said.

It already had been a busy night for Bend police on the city’s Westside. In an unrelated incident, an apparent domestic dispute turned violent Saturday night, in an attack involving a double-bladed ax.

Makes me glad I don’t live on the Westside any more. I just have to deal with the loud jackasses in my neighborhood and their hot-rod cars (and their kids). But at least they’re not trying to kill me.