Harry up in Madras sent me this story of a Lutheran pastor who allegedly threatened an Alcoholics Anonymous group with both an ax and shotgun. While that’s funny in and of itself, Harry pointed out to me how the guy looks a lot like Michael Caine:
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Update: According to a story in yesterday’s Bulletin (who, unfortunately, has barely any content on their site), a priest in Bend plead guilty to drunk driving and assault charges. I think Central Oregon has a problem with their religious leaders.