Month: February 2011

Star Wars: Episode IV, Retold Simply

The entire movie, in icon form.

Not Your Normal Graffiti Artist

This guy can pull off some amazing stuff with a few bottles of spray paint:

I’m At Work, Missing The Super Bowl…

…but I have a TV on in the back room, and sadly turned it on to see Christina Aguilera screw up the national anthem.

Not only were the lyrics messed up, but seriously: Why can’t anybody sing the song normally, without doing the vocal gymnastics that some of these folks do when they sing it? Oh that’s right: It actually requires talent to hold a long sustained note, something that I don’t know if Christina Aguilera actually has. When sung right, our national anthem can bring you to tears. This had the same affect, but for different reasons.

Big Shocker: Bill O’Reilly is a Moron

Never let science get in your way, Mr. O’Reilly.

What if “Up” was made in the 60s?

It might look something like this:

Super Mario Mediocrity

Ignore the title of this video — it takes skill to be able to finish this game with this low of a score.

The game doesn’t look like the original as the guy is playing with a graphical hack. But it still takes some serious skill to play through the game and score less than 1000 points.

Looking For Prize Donations For Our Annual NCAA Pick ’em

I’m trying to get things organized a bit for this year’s annual UtterlyBoring.com March Madness NCAA Pick ’em (our sixth year doing this — see some previous years here, here, here, and here) and am working on collecting prizes for the winners. Does anybody have anything would like to contribute or know anybody (or a business) who would like to donate a prize?

As usual, all prize submitters will get text link on the tourny page (which will be linked from the front page of this site for several weeks as well as bendblogs.com for a couple weeks), and I’ll rotate 125*125 pixel ad banners for your company or blog or whatever during the duration of the tournament.

Anything can be submitted for a prize, as I’m pretty casual, as are the folks who participate in the tournament. If you have anything fun, weird, stupid, interesting or cool you want to throw into the prize pot, by all means let me know (comment here with your email address so I can contact you or e-mail me at utterlyboring {at} gmail {dot} com).

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