FarmVille Kills

Mom of the decade nominee here, folks.

Facebook and those stupid little addicted games are dangerous — especially if you’re the baby of a Facecrack-addicted worthless mom:

A Jacksonville mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.

Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.

You hear that, folks? Farmville kills.

(Actually, poor parenting kills, but that’s beside the point and doesn’t make for as good of a headline.)

Arrest records are here and follow-up story here.