Try as I might, I wasn’t able to get this guy to go past three meters. Apparently there’s a long jump pit if you make it far enough.
Here, try this far less frustrating game instead.
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Try as I might, I wasn’t able to get this guy to go past three meters. Apparently there’s a long jump pit if you make it far enough.
Here, try this far less frustrating game instead.
It’s a good question that Jon asks, based on what he found in the Bend City code.
Possession of a Throwing Star.
(1) Definition: “Throwing Star” means any instrument, without handles, consisting of a metal plate having three or more radiation points with one or more sharp edges, and designed in the shape of a polygon, trefoil, cross, star, diamond, or other geometric shape for use as a weapon for throwing.
(2) A person commits the offense of possession of a throwing star if the person knowingly manufactures, causes to be manufactured, brings into the city, keeps for sale, offers for sale, exposes for sale, gives, lends or possesses a throwing star as defined in section l herein.
(3) Possession of a throwing star is a Class A misdemeanor.
[Section 5.070 added by Ord. NS-l398, passed 6-20-84]
Now, looking at that date, it appeared that it was adopted into law two days before Karate Kid hit the theaters. I was six years old then, but I used to think karate stuff (and throwing stars) were pretty sweet (what little boy didn’t?), but I wouldn’t have ever know they were illegal (my buddy had a few of them, but we didn’t live in the city limits at the time, so I’m sure we were fine). And ol’ timers know the story behind this?
I wonder how often this law is enforced. I remember seeing them for sale at some store around town at one point in recent memory, but can’t remember where.
But Jon’s inspired me — I think I’m going to have to start digging into the city code. I’m sure there are some goodies in there.
Update on 11/15: Thanks to Cheryl, who talked to some folks at the city, we have an answer:
Yes, the problems was associated with one store owner who was importing various weapons and selling them to kids. The police asked that the owner not sell the throwing stars to kids under 18, but the store owner wouldn’t comply. Then the newspaper got wind of the concern expressed by some folks in the community and it was referred to the Council and became a total ban.
Bend’s formally pregnant “man” — created all sorts of press locally, had a baby just four months ago — is apparently pregnant again, due on June 12.
Am I the only one that is starting to get sick of this guy/gal/whatever?
Thanks Cheryl for ruining my day.
I love Star Wars fans who can look at the lighter side of things. Like Luke’s plan to rescue Han:
You: “Okay, if you can just use your Force powers to get in to the palace and all the way to Jabba, then let’s just have you go in right now and get Han out.”
Luke: “No, that’s stupid. I’m going to get myself captured. Because then you see, we’ll be taken to the sarlacc pit and then, when we’re on the skiff, I’ll get sent out first and then R2-D2 will manage to get to the top of Jabba’s sail barge and shoot out my lightsaber, and then with Lando’s help, we’ll just rescue everyone and then everything will be fine!”
You: “That is the stupidest plan I’ve ever heard of.”
Luke: “I’ve thought of everything.”
While we all know how much I love Halloween, I would dress up in this costume.
But he could still kick your butt:
On a related note, I still get odd-ball comments on this really old Steven Segal entry.
Either I’m getting too old or teenagers are getting too stupid. Or probably a bit of both…
This guy’s got enough dryer lint that you could probably make one. Mirrored after the jump.
…texting while driving is not a good idea.
If the Matrix Ran on Windows…
On a side note, while I like the Matrix movies a lot, this guy was a much better actor than Keanu Reeves.