Month: July 2008

Another Great Firewall Candidate

While I’ve always loved and used Smoothwall for years, I’ve been having trouble getting it to recognize a Compaq DL320 that I had sitting here in the office. I intentionally bought the IDE version of the server (which I got on eBay cheap) because I figured it would be more compatible than the SCSI version. I was try to find something that fits nicely in the rack-server setup I’m building. But Smoothwall, no matter what I did, could not recognize the IDE controller. So I decided to give Endian — an IPCop fork which was originally a Smoothwall fork — a try. Endian is basically a version of IPCop with all the cool modifications and add-ons already built in. And lo-and-behold, it just worked — and I didn’t have to monkey with it other than setting up my firewall rules. And I now have a speedy little firewall that takes up far less space than before (1U versus a tower).

I still love Smoothwall’s community as it’s full of tons of useful folks and great modifications, but if I ever need to install a firewall system on Compaq server hardware again, it’ll be on a Endian box.

So How Did Bend Officials Do With Their 4th of July Enforcement?

Back before the 4th of July, I talked about how I hated the holiday and how the local police were trying to make an effort to cut down on use of illegal fireworks locally with a large advertising campaign and media blitz. I predicted they’d give out less than 10 fireworks-related citations. That number ended up being far less. Read on…

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You Don’t Watch Rambo For Romantic Moments

You watch it to see raw carnage:

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I Don’t Remember Seeing This Game On My NES

Anybody else remember Super Chuck Norris Bros.? I sure don’t…

I’m Back…

After driving for many hours, we’re home. What did I miss (other than the earthquake)? Anything fun?

(I don’t plan on reading my email or RSS feeds any time soon, as there is just too much crap to go through — so I’m taking the lazyweb approach.)

(Updated with correct link for earthquake story.)

I’m 24 Hours Into My Vacation…

…and I’ve already been called by the office a few times. Why do I bother?

Anyway, I’m in Salem as we speak. We’re planning on heading over to Newport tomorrow for the next couple nights. We originally planning on driving from Bend straight to Newport tomorrow, and then we realized that the Sisters Quilt Show was going on tomorrow. We realized it would be worth paying the extra money than to try to avoid that mess tomorrow (and yes, we do know the back roads around Sisters, it’s still worth the money).

I’ll be back in town on Monday, and will be taking Tuesday off as well, as I have a bunch of vacation time just sitting there going unused (though I always do regret going back to the office after days off as I just get more and more behind). I probably won’t have email/phone over on the coast as my cell phone doesn’t work where we stay in Newport (tragic, isn’t it?), so if it’s an emergency, tough crap — it’ll have to wait until Monday night.

Yet Another Reason To Use OpenDNS — Patch Your DNS Servers Now

There’s a really ugly DNS security issue that’s affected pretty much everybody, you need to make sure you’ve patched everything you can. While nobody really knows what the problem is, considering that the domain name system is the Internet’s backbone and if it gets broken, it’s a bad thing.

Thankfully, OpenDNS isn’t susceptible to the attack, so you can use them safely (and encourage your ISPs to patch their DNS servers, too, or at least forward all DNS requests to somebody like OpenDNS until they can patch their BIND implementation). I’ve used OpenDNS for quite a while and have set it up at the office, and it’s worked great.

Redneck Bluetooth

A co-worker of mine has a dad who’s a bit less-than-savvy when it comes to tech. He only had a cell phone recently. Somebody should tell him that they do make wireless headsets for those phones:

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Yes, that is a rubber band holding the phone to his head.

Every Help Desk Guy Has Had Days Like This (Including Me)

While I would never play Halo on the clock, I’ve dealt with this kind of obnoxious tech support hell far more than necessary (warning, NSFW language):

Original source and higher res version is here. Thanks Marshall for the link.

For All The Geeks Stuck In IT Hell…