Month: August 2007

Fark Now Has Over Three-Million Threads

Congrats to one of the Internet’s legendary sites. And in typically Fark fashion, the thread is loaded with a bunch of silly images.

Worst Way To Die…

Ever.

A MAN who lived in his own “zoo” of lizards and insects was fatally bitten by a pet black widow spider — then eaten by the other creepy-crawlies.

I guess it’s just the spider bite that really killed him, but to be chewed on by the rest of your “pets” — which included several snakes, termites, lizards, frogs, and spiders — can’t be fun, either.

That Wasn’t Too Bright…

If you’re going to have your computer repaired, make sure you remove the kiddy porn first.

Even weirder? The guy who had the kiddy porn was once an actor on “Law And Order: SVU.”

Why Kids Are Stupid

The Dren was shopping at his local Target and found yet another reason why kids are dumb.

Another Waste Of Money

I wonder how much money the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety wasted to figure out conclusively what the rest of use already knew: fender benders cost more if you have an expensive car.

Who Are You Going To Vote For In 2008?

Another Work Day Timekiller

What’s Happened To the Birch Trees?

I’ve been wondering this for months, but just haven’t had a chance to ask here: Why are the area birch trees dying? We have a bunch of once-glorious trees in my neighborhood that now look like crap.

H. Bruce Miller looked into it, and, naturally, it’s a stupid little beetle.

Another Way To Kill Off Your Work Day

That’s Not A Knife…

This is a knife! And while Wegner’s out of stock on their site, you can buy it on eBay.