Month: May 2007

Random Lawsuit For The Day

Officer sues cold remedy maker, saying he can’t smell meth labs anymore. I’m sure his many years of being a meth investigator and his prolonged exposure to the drug had nothing to do with his sense of smell being messed up.

Government Inefficiency At Its Finest

I love Worse Than Failure (formally known as The Daily WTF) always has a ton of great stories that make me feel better. I read them and think to myself, “Wow, I’m not nearly that stupid.” It makes me laugh my tail off when I read a story like this where a government worker’s day or two of work could’ve been done in 30 seconds with a command line command and a copy/paste job.

Want To Totally Infect A PC With Spyware?

Just mistype a very popular search engine’s domain.

This site’s been on people’s radar before, and the site doesn’t look like this now. But in the past, it has obviously done damage on unpatched systems (and I’ve seen similar sites that have done damage like this).

Why do people like this exist? They need to die like the spammers.

These 200 People Need To Die

Ladies and gentlemen, the 200 leading known spammers, who combined are responsible for 80% of the email spam on the Internet.

Update on 5/31: One arrested, 199 to go.

Anybody Want To Trade Some RAM?

OK, geek speak coming up ahead here, folks. Carry on if you’re not interested.

I have two 512meg SODIMM sticks of Apacer PC2-4300 DDR2 ram (upgraded my new laptop to two 1gb sticks before sending it off to be repaired). I’m working on my old laptop, that’s a cludgy junker with only 512megs of DDR ram (two 256 meg sticks) that’s getting shared with the video card.

So does anybody want to trade (or give me) two 512 megs sticks of SODIMM DDR ram (and possibly a PCMCIA Wireless Card that can support 802.11g as this laptop doesn’t have a wireless card) for my two sticks of DDR2? It doesn’t need to be really fast (as this thing has a Pentium 4 1.6ghz running on the 400mhz bus — I’d upgrade that, too, but I don’t have a clue how easy it is to access).

Use the contact form on the left side of the page or comment here.

Finally Back Online

After being offline pretty much all of the last couple days, either because of illness or because I was tearing apart computers, I’ve finally got my old laptop set back up to where I can function again. I have my e-mail accounts and messages and RSS reader all installed and going back into Outlook (and over 2000 unread RSS posts — yikes). I have Firefox back up to date. I ran Windows Update and downloaded and installed the 62 things it needed to install (this thing hasn’t been turned on for a while). Updated Office XP to 2003, and all I have to do now is get my my CS2 suite reinstalled.

I have the hard drive from my newer laptop in an external enclosure so I can now ship my broken laptop back and get it repaired — hopefully it’ll get back here sooner rather than later.

Back to regular blogging soon, once I clear out all my frickin’ e-mail from the last few days.

What I Did For My Birthday

If you’ve been wondering where the heck I’ve been, yesterday was my birthday (29, so it’s all downhill from here). And the last 24 hours have been just a mess.

Had to go to work as I was supposed to meet with a bunch of people regarding phone and internet services for a couple offices. From both the Internet guys and Qwest guys, they said “We’ll be there between 9 and noon.” So I was planning on being out in Sunriver at 9. Internet folks showed up at 8:20, Qwest at 1:40. So killed off a good chunk of time trying to figure out what they were doing.

And some other phone guy from some local business phone system company (whose name I won’t mention) showed up at our office because somebody is renting out one of our offices and needed some new numbers ran to some jacks in that office. The guy who came decided to instead of talking to me, who knows what’s needed and what’s not in the building, talked to the real estate agent renting that space, who told him he could cut my network jacks in the room and use those pairs of wiring. Once I realized what he was doing, I told him to stop and put things back as they were.

While he finished up, my wife surprised me and brought me a Pilot Butte hamburger for lunch, which was very nice (Pilot Butte screwed up the order, however, and I ended up with their Tavern Burger, which is a heart-stopper, instead of just a basic cheeseburger). After going back to the office, I come to find out that the office’s DSL line is down — and it’s been down since right after that guy monkeyed with our phone closet. Go figure. I called BendTel to make sure it wasn’t something on their end and it wasn’t and never is as their stuff Just Works. He was already back in Bend at that point, and said that if he needed me to come back out again, I’d have to call his main office. Call his main office, and it’s closed from noon to 1 for lunch. It’s 12:20.

We needed internet access for our online booking server to function (which is a big chunk of revenue), so I called the local cable company, asked if they could procure me a modem (they were closed from noon to 1, too, but I know how to get ahold of them). They could, so I ran a long string of coax cable from the TV jack to the server closet, got the office online, redirected DNS, and we were good to go. Sadly, I’m going to have to cancel our DSL service with BendTel, as they’re great, but our phone system and wiring in our office is too finicky and fragile.

And while all this was going on, I’m trying to copy data (unsuccessfully) from my new laptop to my old laptop so I can ship my new laptop back (broken LCD hinge post), and had to rebuild a busted credit card server whose motherboard went kaput. Never really had a chance to catch my breath.

Finally, after a chaotic eight hours when my phone rang pretty much nonstop all day long, I finally got to go home. We had a few people over for a small little birthday party, I got some money (I’m going to get a new watch and running shoes) and a new DS game, and then my wife and I went to dinner (just some basic Chinese), and came home — to find out our plumbing is all messed up and the toilets and bathtubs are backing up. So I went to the store, got some Draino, dumped it down, let it sit, ran hot water after it, didn’t help. And all that greasy food was starting to get to me, and I need to use the toilet. Remember that scene from Ace Ventura, Pet Detective? You didn’t want to go in there, either, as we couldn’t flush.

So after hugging the toilet and not sleeping most of the night (and calling in to work sick), I got up at the crack of dawn this morning to see if I could get a plumber over to clear out the drain. I know I had somebody with “Rooter” in their name that wasn’t “Roto” before, and they were pretty cheap, so I called Mr. Rooter first. They wanted $300 basically to do anything. Then called Handy Rooter, and it was much more reasonable, and he’s up on our roof snaking our lines as we speak. So hopefully I’ll be able to take a shower after this is all said and done.

Then I’m going back to bed.

Happy birthday to me, indeed.

KTVZ.com Debuts New Design

KTVZ has gotten themselves a new contenet management system and video serving system powered by the WorldNow folks, and has gotten themselves a new design.

It’s obviously got some kinks to work out, as it just went public this weekend, but feel free to share positive and negative comments here (as I do know that the folks there are going to be reading comments — or at least Barney will).

Les Schwab Has Passed On

I’ve been offline for a couple days, so I didn’t post this on Friday when it was announced: Les Schwab, who built a small tire business into one of the biggest in the nation, died Friday in Prineville. He was 89. Full story.

Are Your Comments Posting Slow In MovableType?

I hadn’t seen this on my site, but I don’t post comments myself all that often and my readers have a tendency to not let me know about these things. That being said, if you are noticing slow comments when you post on a MovableType-powered site, this could be the issue (and it’s a pretty simple fix).