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I’m still busy with my concerts, with the final one tonight (there are tickets available at the door, for free, so please do stop by!). Meanwhile, here’s something to totally waste away your Monday. I managed to get up to 2400 pounds before running my snowball into a house. I’d probably get bigger, but I actually have to get some stuff done today after taking yesterday off because of a concert.
Hopefully I’ll see some of you tonight!
I always make the trip to Eugene every year to watch the Homecoming game, and that would be this weekend when Oregon takes on Washington. So my dad and I are heading over the pass in the morning.
If anybody is going to be at the game, I plan on hitting the Emerald/J-school alumni tent for a few minutes so come by and hunt me down.
SYDNEY, Nov 2 (Reuters Life!) – Size really does count, just ask Australian underwear maker AussieBum which has just launched the “Wonderjock” for men who want to look bigger.
Since the launch seven days ago, AussieBum says it has sold 50,000 pairs of “Wonderjock,” mostly on its Web site www.aussiebum.com and a handful of stores around the world.
Ladies: Be sure to see the page dedicated to it on that Web site for more pictures of men with large bulges (artificial or otherwise).
Where do you hide your concealed weapon if you’re naked?
EL CERRITO, Calif. (AP) — A man was arrested on suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon after police found him outdoors – naked – and he told them he had a tool in his rectum, authorities said.
The man was lying on a tree stump, masturbating beside a nature path, near a Bay Area Rapid Transit station Thursday, police said.
John Sheehan, 33, of Pittsburg, was initially arrested on suspicion of indecent exposure. But when asked whether he was carrying anything police should know about, Sheehan mentioned the tool, said El Cerrito Detective Cpl. Don Horgan.
…I’d like to see their marketing campaign top the commercials they had for Windows 95 (which, back in the day, were pretty darn impressive):
Photoshop is such a powerful tool, especially for taking portraits and making the folks in them look quite a bit older or quite a bit younger.
I refuse to do nude scenes. These Hollywood producers want to capitalize on my obvious sexuality, but I don’t want to be just another beautiful body.
Who said that? Bob Barker, when asked what he plans on doing after retirement. <:shiver>
Thanks Barn for the tip.
It’s that time again for my every few month cheap plug for the upcoming Cascade Winds Symphonic Band Concerts. They are this weekend, Sunday, November 5th, at 2PM and Monday, November 6th, at 7:30PM. Like before (and from here on out) the concerts are going to be at the Tower Theatre in Downtown Bend. You can read more information about the concert, including the pieces we’re playing, at the Cascade Winds website, where you can also download black and white and color flyers for the event.
The event is free, and tickets are available from the Tower box office, or by calling Band Manager Yoleen at 389-2035.
I hope to see some of you there! Come up and say “hi” during intermission.
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