Month: September 2006

One Amazing Victory

Oregon 34, Oklahoma 33. Holy crap, what a game it was.

Yes, the officiating gave the Ducks some chances, but it was the Ducks who actually took advantage of them, and the Sooners who folded when they should’ve been working their butts off. To quote this Oregonlive blogger:

Anyone who whines about the officiating from Oklahoma needs to go back and see all the calls Oregon got jobbed on as well. The officiating was horrendous, you’re right. On both sides. At one point, I just kind of hoped they’d all leave the field and we could just review each play after the whistle was blown. Then, we’d save the time of having the officials on the field call it. Apparently, they weren’t watching anyway.

The officials didn’t leave Paysinger open by 10 yards on a 20 yard pattern, Oklahoma’s awful defense did. The officials didn’t let Dixon run free all the way to the end zone. The officials didn’t allow a blocked kick on the last play of the game. The officials didn’t play ‘safe’ and allow the Ducks two drives in less than 2 minutes. The officials didn’t fail to score a TD with first downs on the 2, 3, and 7 and settle for field goals. Peterson’s so dominant and they can’t punch it in? That’s great D by Oregon. Has nothing to do with the referees.

Exactly. Oregon played their butts off.

My dad and my boss went to the game (I could’ve gone, but after the last couple weekends, I was tired of driving over the pass. Like that blogger, they were chatting with some OU fans at a Eugene bar who were just really nice folks. My boss ended up trading with an OU fan his Oregon sweatshirt for a OU letterman’s jacket. My dad traded hats with an OU fan.

So as they’re driving back over the pass, they stopped to grab some food at the Finn Rock Grill, and ran into Dan Fouts, who called the game for ABC Sports. Dan was probably driving home, too, as he has a home in Sisters (at least he used to, though I can’t find it in DIAL — all I’m finding is this home). So there’s Dan Fouts, my dad in his Oregon shirt and OU hat, my boss and his OU letterman’s jacket and Oregon hat. Fouts kind of gave thema funny look, and my dad explained to him the story behind it, and apparently Fouts got a kick out of it.

Just the same, the Ducks are certainly going to need this week off to recover from this.

About Time Somebody Spoke Up

Finally somebody with some common sense in the fashion world:

MADRID, Spain – Spain’s top fashion show has turned away a slew of models on grounds they are too skinny — an unprecedented swipe at body images blamed for encouraging eating disorders among young people.

Organizers of the pageant, known as the Pasarela Cibeles, used a mathematical formula to calculate the models’ body mass index — a measure of their weight in relation to their height — and 30 percent of the women flunked, said the Association of Fashion Designers of Spain.

Runway models like that have never been attractive to me. My wife and I watch Project Runway, and the models are all way too twiggy for me. I prefer a bit more meat on the bones of my women, thank you.

That’s One Way Of Getting Out Of Paying Alimony

I work for a few different companies out here in Sunriver. One of them is looking for a reservationist, and has an ad on CentralOregonJobs.com. We just got a hilarious inquiry from that ad on the site. My boss isn’t here, so I have no idea if he’s going to help the guy out or not:

I’m currently engaged in court battle with my X- Wife over her continuing to receive alimony. She claims there are no jobs available close to her new home in Gilchrist so alimony must continue (6 yrs). I’ve found many jobs that I believe she is qualified to perform from this website and others. It would be extremly helpful, to my cause, to know what the qualifications were for the person you hired to fill this position. Age and education mostly.

So he’s basically trying to get out of paying alimony. Priceless.

It is a bit longer of a commute than what I have, so I don’t know how this is going to help the guy. I’d look in LaPine, if I were him, as Gilchrist is quite a ways from here.

But she probably is trying to get out of working, too. I doubt we’ll reply at all as I don’t think my boss wants to get in the middle of this.

There’s A Web Site For Everything

Like this site that analyzes 31 different ways to lace your shoes.

The Xbox360 Laptop

This has to be one of the coolest hacks this guy has done (and he’s done a great number of clever modifications).

Minis Are Versatile Little Cars

You think the Mini ski jump event will be in the next winter Olympics? I hope so after watching this…

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Best Magician Ever (Totally NSFW)

OK, this is totally not safe for work (it starts off fine, but don’t say I didn’t warn you). If you can ignore the fact that this woman gets totally naked, it’s actually a decent illusion. But you’ve been warned.

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Some People Pamper Their Pets Too Much

I’ve mentioned before some of the many things you can buy for your pets to spoil them, but this has to take the cake: a cocktail party for your pet.

Don’t Mess With These Ladies

She may be in a wheelchair, but I wouldn’t mess with Margaret. And I certainly wouldn’t mess with Susan, either.

Fort Collins Trip Summary

I’ll break this up a bit for those folks who really don’t give a rip about the trip. If you’re interested in things at all, read on (’tis a bit long). But I’ve been writing this, and catching up on things from being gone, which is why you don’t have any regular blogging (and it’s still probably incomplete, but it’s at least there).

Anywho…

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