Mildly entertaining, but weird-looking-naked-guy jumping around on a trampoline and doing tricks makes for a weird game. Thanks Barn for the link.
Month: July 2006
Stupid Lawsuit For The Day
This is probably the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard:
A Northeast Portland man is suing basketball superstar Michael Jordan and Nike founder Phil Knight for a combined $832 million. Allen Heckard filed the suit himself, June 29th in Washington County Court. Heckard says he’s been mistaken as Michael Jordan nearly every day over the past 15 years and he’s tired of it.
“I’m constantly being accused of looking like Michael and it makes it very uncomfortable for me,” said Heckard.
Heckard is suing Jordan for defamation and permanent injury and emotional pain and suffering. He’s suing Knight for defamation and permanent injury for promoting Jordan and making him one of the most recognized men in the world.
Thanks Ken for the link.
Yahoo Calendar vs. Google Calendar
I’m mostly book marking this for my reference, but if anybody wants a good comparison of Yahoo!’s Calendar versus Google’s new (beta) calendar, CNET has a good review as well as good comments on the article to help you make a good decision.
I Never Thought I’d See The Day
South Park was nominated for an emmy for making fun of Tom Cruise in that now infamous Scientology episode (view the episode here).
Original Star Wars Trilogy (Unaltered Theatrical Version) Coming On DVD
Apparently this is old news, but I just heard about it recently.
In response to overwhelming demand, Lucasfilm Ltd. and Twentieth Century Fox Home Entertainment will release attractively priced individual two-disc releases of Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi. Each release includes the 2004 digitally remastered version of the movie and, as bonus material, the theatrical edition of the film. That means you’ll be able to enjoy Star Wars as it first appeared in 1977, Empire in 1980, and Jedi in 1983.
See the title crawl to Star Wars before it was known as Episode IV; see the pioneering, if dated, motion control model work on the attack on the Death Star; groove to Lapti Nek or the Ewok Celebration song like you did when you were a kid; and yes, see Han Solo shoot first.
I’m just happy to see it with the Ewok celebration theme (which is far superior to the final theme of Return of the Jedi) as well as that obnoxious animated character singing in Jabba The Huts lair. Otherwise, I don’t mind anything else they added/changed/edited, but am annoyed by that stuff.
I am a bit miffed, however, that they aren’t selling it separately, as I already own the re-released trilogy on DVD — I don’t want to have to buy it again to get the classic theatrical version.
Thanks Greg for the link.
I Blame My Siblings
I may be a messed up dude, but scientific studies now show that your siblings may have as much of an impact in shaping you as you grow up as your parents. So I blame my brother and sister.
For The Baby Who Has Everything
I bet they don’t have a $17,000 binky.
Thanks Inventor Spot for the link.
Be Safe Today
Like I’ve mentioned before, I don’t really like this holiday. I don’t mind the fireworks, the problem lies in the fact that I live just a few blocks from Pilot Butte and have a great view of the fireworks show (for those folks who don’t live here, thats where the huge fireworks display is launched in Bend). What that means is that everybody in Bend has a tendency to flock to our neighborhood to not only watch the fireworks that burn the Butte every year, but to show off their stuff with their own fireworks show that’s equally as loud (if not louder) than what they shoot off the Butte. And they’re usually at it all night long, nearly setting my house on fire on multiple occasions, and despite phone calls to the police nearly every year, nothing ever changes.
I just know that one of these days somebody’s going to get themselves killed within about two or three blocks of my house. I am glad, however, that these idiots don’t live across the street from me anymore, otherwise the night would be a lot longer and somebody would get killed much sooner.
It’s going to be a long night, and I’ll be enjoying the show from the comfort of my living room as we have a good view from my couch. And if you don’t have a fireworks show where you’re at, here’s the virtual show that I link to every year.
Where The Hell Did That Come From?
I’ve written here a few times about the various times I’ve removed malware from various computers. Generally you don’t hear about me actually having it on my system because I have a ton of safeguards in place. Today, that changed not because of what I did but because of what a co-worker did to my laptop (which is supposed to be off limits). Said co-worker just wanted to play a practical joke, as he thought he was just doing some harmless fun, I guess, or something. Actually, I don’t know what he was thinking, but if I were him, I’d be thinking he won’t have a job soon.
I’ve spent a total of 5.5 hours today eradicating whatever the hell it was (there were several that got picked up by AVG). It required this post (and the thread attached to it) to get rid of the more annoying one (most of that was spent trying to find that thread, as the file names were all different, but the unique key was the same). AVG managed to kill the bulk majority that popped up (which included Trojan horse Dailer.BZB, Trojan horse Downloader.Generic2.CWC, Trojan horse Generic WUE, Trojan horse PSW.Ldpinch.XL, Trojan horse Downloader.Istbar.4.P, and Trojan horse Dropper.Generic.FRP), though a couple of them were spawned from other processes that had to be manually scrubbed and scanned.
And the thing is, after thinking I have it all clean, something still pops up: Trojan horse Dialer.BZB. AVG is killing it from doing anything, but I guess I get to go find out what’s causing that.
Meanwhile, co-worker’s going to get a serious beating and I’m going to be locking my desktop if I’m away from my desk for more than a few minutes. Meanwhile, I want to find the script-kiddie who wrote these stupid things and shoot them. All of them. Seriously. I know I’ll sleep better.
Update at 4:15: OK, I think the Trojan horse Dialer.BZB is dead. There was a strange DLL tying itself into the winlogin.exe process upon start up. Looking at the properties for the DLL, it was totally blank, and a google search for the DLL’s name didn’t turn up anything. I unbound it from the process, ran killbot to get rid of it on next boot, and it hasn’t appeared yed.
However…. now Trojan horse generic.WUE is popping up again in the cache files for MSIE (getting an AVG popup), and I haven’t even used MSIE during this whole process and it’s not running in the background. Cripes….
Update at 10:20: I think the thing is finally cleaned off. I ran Trend Micro’s online scan and it found some stuff that none of my stuff on my hard drive found, and I think it irradicated the last of it.
My co-worker apologized profusely, and said he got the idea from a geek friend of his who gave him the file to download (he obviously have no idea what it was). I was the one that actually (unintenntionally) did the most damage, thinking it was a file I downloaded.
So as long as there’s no long-term damage (which there isn’t, so far), he won’t be getting an a$$ kicking — he just knows better than to get near my laptop now.
And as much as I’d like to retaliate, I can’t. I’m the only one in the office that has my own seperate system. We have a Citrix Metaframe setup at the office that powers every desktop in the office (they’re all thin terminals). It’s a stupid system, yes, but basically anything I do to him also (for the most part) gets done to everybody else. Obviously I can change that, but I’ve got better things to do with my time than to set him up in a seperate permission profile just so I can screw with him.
Update on 7/5: Forgot to mention, these are the ones that Trend Micro’s scan came up with, in addition to what I found before (I think the httpsniff is a false positive as I do indeed have an HTTP sniffer installed on here for troubleshooting):
SPYWARE_TRAK_ACEPSTL.12
SPYWARE_TRAK_HTTPSNIFF.A
SPYWARE_KEYL_BOSSEVERYWARE
Aliasnames: PAK:PEData (BitDefendr); Trojan-Spy.Win32.BewLoader.b (Kaspersky)
SPYWARE_KEYL_ASTLOG
Aliasnames: Tools.Nirsoft (PestPatrol)
ADWARE_ABETTERINTERNET
Subsequent scan have come up clean, so I’m assuming this got all cleared up.
Very Addictive Flash Game Of The Day
Don’t start playing Zwok at work, otherwise you won’t stop. Don’t ask why I know this. Thanks Susan for the link.
Update: This game is a bit of a system hog, and runs pretty slow on some systems. I’d recommend turning off the music and sound effects (clicking on the little icons in the upper left) and/or using this bookmarklet (drag it to your browser toolbar and click on it while the game is running) to set the flash quality to “Low Quality”. It runs much faster that way (hat tip to Jesse for that tip).