Did you know BIOYIOP means “Blow it out your I/O Port?” I didn’t, either, nor did I know about 90% of these chat acronyms. Of course I spend as much time in chat rooms as I do reading Xanga.com blogs (read: none).
Month: September 2005
Know Your Geography
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: “Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed.”
“OH NO!” the president exclaims. “That’s terrible!”
His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the president sits, head in hands. Finally, the president looks up and asks, “Just how many is a brazillion?”
Thanks Barn for the joke.
Set This As Somebody’s Wallpaper
And then make sure you turn up the sound so when they click on it they get the crap scared out of them.
Japanese Gangsters Caused Hurricane Katrina
Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Get ’em Started Young
Nothing like a cola-flavored, non-alcoholic, beer look-a-like to get kids drinking early and becoming alcholics later in life. Thanks Barn for the link.
It Rhymes With Hell
Sun Microsystems new ads are hilarious, but don’t think that Dell is sitting there waiting to respond — they already have.
It Was Good Until Halftime
If you’re wondering where I was the last couple days, I was in Eugene where I watched USC beat the living crap out of Oregon (on a side-note, why do I have to wait until noon or until Monday to get it from the two Eugene daily newspapers, forcing me to link the O-live site, which I hate to do?). It was a great game until half-time when USC finally quit dinking around and started to play. The Ducks showed some moments of good play, and I think they’re a good team. I just think USC is good enough to beat many pro teams, especially if Reggie Bush keeps healthy. It’s one thing to watch that guy on TV, but when you watch him in person you realize how good he really is. His ability to make folks miss, and to get the extra yards when he has six guys hanging from him is uncanny.
And while the OSU/ASU game was less of a rout by the score, I think OSU would’ve gotten clobbered worse by USC.
But now, it’s Sunday, and like always, back to work…
Do They Get Free Nights And Weekends?
Oregon State University is going to use tiny cell phones to track bird migration patterns. Thanks Mike for the link (and headline).
Now That’s Hot
Nothing like a little R-rated Nintendogs modifications.