Month: July 2005

Moron Crook For The Day

If your weed gets stolen, don’t call the police and report it missing. Just in case you needed to be told.

Fun Word Games

The vocabulary geek in all of us (OK, maybe some of us) will love these games.

Can’t Say That I Wouldn’t Have Done The Same Thing

If you’re going to be loud and disrespectful in school, I think you deserve to have your mouth taped shut.

Another Great Headline

Plumber fined for taking a leak“. Thanks Cheryl for that.

Can You Identify This Purse?

I occassionally read through Ask ORblogs, which is like a localized version of AskMeFi. This question caught my eye as it sounds like something a reader of this site might know (and I’m just copy/pasting the question here, so don’t blame me for the errors)…

I bought this purse in TN and it has a horse logo embossed over jwm derr Bend oregon USA.Does anyooone know anything about jwm derr? It is a really nice hand crafted leather purse.

Can anybody help him? Either comment over there or here.

Everyday Low Prices and A Date?

Apparently there are Wal-Marts that advertise that they are singles hot spots. While I’m married, I do shop at the local Wal-Mart, and, personally, I don’t think I’d date too many of the folks I see at the store.

We’ve All Wanted To Kill A Spammer

Somebody actually did it.

Vardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfax reported Monday. He died after suffering repeated blows to the head.

Worst Porn Movie Title Ever

Not that I study this sort of thing, but “1,001 Ways to Eat My Jizz, Part 3: Biscuits and Gravy Edition” (it’s IMDB, so it’s safe for work) has got to be one of the worst titles ever for any movie. Link via b3ta.

Simple Flash Game For The Day

The best part about it? You can use any key (which is good, because the thing isn’t in English).

Ancient Winky Found In Cave

OK, the headline was “28,000-year-old phallus found in Germany“, but I think my headline was better.