Month: May 2005

I Feel Like I’m On Office Space

I have eight different bosses right now….So that means when I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That’s my only real motivation is not to be hassled…

My life is about like that right now, except I’m actually working, unlike Peter Gibbons. I’m getting pulled in a thousand different directions and the one person who signs my paychecks seems to be (like me) the last person to know about anything as well (so none of this is his fault). Ugh… . More details some other time. Meanwhile, it’s time for me to go home… .

Take That, You Young Whippersnapper

The fastest text messenger isn’t some teenage punk, but a 93-year-old. He managed to not only transmit the entire chosen message verbatim (avoiding the shortened txt and slang versions of words) but he did it entirely in morse code. Granted, the old man has 70+ years of experience while the cell phone user only has a few experiences using SMS, but it’s still very retro. Thanks Jon for the link.

GPS Is Great

I’m The New John

Apparently Jacob is the most popular baby name right now. My parents were just 27 years ahead of the times.

Connection Failure?

Since 6:30 this morning (at least) The Bulletin’s Web site has been down with a “Connection Failure” on their news content area of the front page of their site (if it suddenly starts working, let me know as I have a screen shot I’ll post). Their sections appear to still work, but they have yesterday’s content. I’ve got a note into some folks there to see if they can fix it (or at least relay on to the person who can).

Anybody who reads this site knows I’ve been more than critical of local media, especially when it comes to their online efforts. Bend.com used to the be the best source for Bend news online, but since Barney left, it’s become a source for nothing more than slightly re-written press releases from around the state (with barely any original reporting). I used to link to that site quite a bit for local news, but haven’t for a long time.

The Bulletin’s Web site hasn’t changed in years, and still just puts up a couple of the stories from their print edition. Every time a story in the paper is reported that I’d love to have people read and discuss, it never makes it into the online edition.

One of the critical stats that none of the local media outlets are watching is their link per thousand circulation. Why is this important? Because bloggers can (and will) send a pile of relevant traffic to your site from people who wouldn’t regularly read it, but might after seeing a good presentation once. A good discussion and study on this can be read here and here. It’s obviously not an exact science, but it’s a good gauge as to how popular you are online.

If I were to link to a story on The Bulletin’s site, it’d not only get local traffic from people that don’t read the local print edition, but it would get traffic from all over the state from folks who read this site looking for Bend news. As much as some folks locally hate to admit it, The Bulletin does cover more news than most folks around here and generally, more in-depth because they have more room for it. It doesn’t necessarily mean they’re covering it properly, but I think they’re making as good of an attempt as they can, given their daily deadline crunch. I just wish more than anything that some of that would appear online in a useable form so that folks from around the state could go SOMEWHERE for news about Bend. These are folks who are not in the Bulletin’s print circulation area, so they can’t be reading the daily print edition. They rely on a Web site that currently isn’t functional.

But I guess it’s really kind of hard to put much effort into a useful Web site when your print circulation is actually increasing (which was pointed out by John Costa in his column today, which I sadly can’t link to). He asks “What’s our secret?” And he lists some very good points on things The Bulletin has certainly improved on over the years to make the newspaper better (and I tend to agree with him — the paper has gotten better). The print edition has gotten better, but it’s been at the expense of the online edition, which has remained stagnant over the last few years. So I think one secret he forgot in there was that they’re forcing people to read the print edition because their Web site is so useless. Even employees of the organization I’ve talked to can’t stand it.

Update on 5/9: Looks like the problem was fixed. It was down most of the day, but appears to be working again.

Idiot For The Day

Like you couldn’t see this coming. Police said a man playing with commercial-grade fireworks after drinking 10 beers caused an explosion that gutted his home and seriously injured himself and a friend. Full Story. Thanks Barney for the link.

Does The U.S. Congress Actually Work?

In the past four and a half years, members of Congress have taken nearly 5,000 trips. The cost of these trips was more than $14 million. And whose paying for it? Corporations and outside interest groups. The abuse of this system and the ethical implications of this are staggering.

This was an impressive investigation by Marketplace, American RadioWorks, and a team of graduate students from Northwestern’s Medill School of Journalism, who cataloged every privately sponsored trip taken by members of the House or Senate since 2000. You can find out how much your representative and senators are travelling on corporate America’s dime, where they’re going, etc… . Some interesting things that come from the study:

All in all, an interesting read and great report.

And You Thought Carpel Tunnel Was A Problem?

What about overuse of thumbs from repetitive texting?

According to the Newark Star Ledger, as the sizes and prices of handheld typing devices continue to shrink, some U.S. doctors and physical therapists are urging consumers to treat their on-the-go text messaging as they would any physical workout.

Yep, that means pre-text stretching to prevent swollen thumb tendons and cramped and stiff fingers, they say. Thumb-stabilizer splints may help assuage this Carpal Tunnel-type ailment, which doctors also treat with anti-inflammatory medicine and physical therapy.

“If I tell you to run a marathon and you’re not in shape for it, you’d think I’m crazy,” says Jules Steimnitz, a San Francisco physiatrist who treats repetitive stress injuries. But when it comes to text messaging, “people don’t know what they can and can’t do. People don’t think of it as an activity using the muscles and tendons and ligaments.”

Thanks Al for the link.

If You Get Lost

My grand-dad always told me that you should always carry a deck of cards with you so that if you get lost, you could start playing solitaire and somebody will always come by and tell you to put the red jack on the black queen. Now I’m going to start carrying a deck of cards and a fiber optic cable with me after seeing this quote on somebody’s signature.

Always carry a short length of fibre-optic cable. If you get lost, then you can drop it on the ground, wait 10 minutes, and ask the backhoe operator how to get back to civilization. –Mike Andrews

Comment Spammers Need To Die

If you’re wondering why the site has been slower than snot today, it’s because of jackass comment spammers. I’m running this site on a meaty Pentium4 2.8 with a gig of RAM, and when I ran “top” via an SSH command line (once I was actually able to get onto the server), I realized what the hell was happening: I was the victim of a Denial-of-Service attack, of sorts. The load in “top” was pushing 60+ (an overloaded server is anything higher than 5 or so anybody who doesn’t know). From my estimation, about 150 connections per second were hitting my comment script (which has since been renamed, meaning comments won’t work on many older posts until I rebuild the site). Not only that, they were hitting my e-mail form on the right side of this script (which has also been renamed as well). The connections were coming from dozens of different IP addresses, meaning they were coming from spyware/virus-infected zombie PCs (I’ll check out my logs later to see if there was any pattern to it all).

After the end of it all, not a single comment spam actually made it on my site, thanks to MT-Blacklist and SpamLookup. It did make my server, cry, however, saying no to that many connections running a CGI script.

Anyway, comments will be working again later tonight after a rebuild (they should work on this entry, however).