Month: March 2005

I’m Just Going To Eat Off My Toilet Seat

Because, as well all know, a toilet seat is cleaner than your keyboard, office phone, etc…, but now studies show that it’s cleaner than your car.

I’ve got an ’88 Honda Civic for sale if anybody wants it.

Join My NCAA Picks Group

If you’re interested, you have just under three hours to make your picks on Yahoo!’s tournament pick ’em. If you’d like, I’ve created a group that you’re welcome to join. The group name is “UtterlyBoring”, group ID is “109606”, the password is “utterly”. Just sign up with that information here.

Yes, I know it’s last minute, and my picks probably don’t make any sense, but that’s the great thing about March Madness: I still might be right.

How To Kill A Mockingbird

This is probably the most entertaining disturbing Flash animation I’ve seen in a while. Thanks to my cousin for that.

Worst Tattoo Ever?

Actually, I think it’s a downright hilarious tattoo (possibly NSFW, depending on if your boss allows you to see butt cracks at work).

This Feng Shui Thing Is Out Of Control

For crying out, they now have feng shui underwear.

Amazing Puppet Work

A singing, dancing, rock and roll skeleton. This is just cool very impressive, and beats anybody (or anything) I’ve ever seen on the street. Read on to see the video (Warning: It’s a big file, and since I don’t have a Windows Media Server, it’ll have to download the whole thing at 18-megs first).

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Everybody Dance Now

This is why hidden cameras are great. A college guy gets funky while his roommate secretly records the impressive dance routine.

College Is Great

Where else can you spend countless hours on an elaborate machine that does a ton, but accomplishes absolutely nothing? Check out this cool project, reminiscent of Honda’s Cog commercial. Link via b3ta.

The FCC Would Have A Field Day

I can’t honestly believe that this clip made it on the air years ago. If it were in the U.S., the FCC would’ve never let it pass…too many sexual connotations, I can imagine.

Anybody know anything about the validity of this, and what the heck the show as all about?

Thanks Jesse for the link.

Update on 3/15: Finally found something useful on the Snopes forums. Apparently this video has been around online for years. It never aired on TV during the regular run of the show, but did during one of those “TV’s Biggest Blunders” type of shows. It was originally only created for staff, cast, and crew enjoyment. There’s an interview with the guy on the show that basically validates that it was never aired during the regular show.

Andrew: The Christmas tape that Thames produced, the naughty Rainbow which has been featured on TV Offal where Victor Lewis-Smith said it was the “unscreened pilot.”

Geoffrey: Victor Lewis-Smith or someone else…

Andrew: Graham Norton?

Geoffrey: You just reminded me, that’s right, yes. The VT department of each ITV company, every Christmas had a competition to enter all the outtakes from their particular companies programme out put, and see which ones were the funniest. But ours wasn’t an outtake, we specially did it. It was specially scripted and we did it and I never saw it! We did it and Thames won it, but what they actually won, I don’t know. But I never saw the video. I can’t remember much about it except for Zippy with a banana.

Who’s In Charge Of The ‘Net?

A great overview of all the organizations (there are 11 of them) that keep the Internet and its core technologies functional and standardized.