Month: February 2005

The State Of The Union

Got this sent my way from Barney:

The other day was Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, “it is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication, and the other involves a groundhog.”

Online Romance Leads To Divorce

That’s not all that uncommon, really. But what is uncommon is when the people that were having the online romance decided to meet in person, only to find out they were already husband and wife.

Separated for several months, boredom and chance briefly re-united Bakr Melhem and his wife Sanaa in an Internet chat room, the official Petra news agency said.

Bakr, who passed himself off as Adnan, fell head over heels for Sanaa, who signed off as Jamila (beautiful) and described herself as a cultured, unmarried woman — a devout Muslim whose hobby was reading, Petra said.

Whoops. As you can imagine, it just get uglier from there.

Why The Lack Of Blogging?

I’ve been busy!

  • Dragged 5000-run 4.25×5.5″ and a 8.5×5.5″ postcards (fresh from the printer) to the mail house after compiling some mailing lists for said postcards.
  • Designed another half-page postcard to have printed at a future date.
  • Had to cover the butt of the boss who neglected to sign a contract and had to sweet talk an ad sales lady into letting me have ad space in the program for some golf show said boss is going to.
  • Found out that the ad for said program is due today, and had to bust my butt to get an ad designed. Once ad was designed, had to call the ad sales lady (left yet another message) wondering why her e-mail account is dead.
  • Completely re-did a co-worker’s MS Publisher document that she created in the hopes that we could give it to our potential homeowners (it had Comic Sans MS in it, for crying out loud).
  • Been blowing up the printer running specialized documents for the front desk.
  • Had to weasel my way into getting same day tickets from Mt. Bachelor for one of our guests, and then go into Bend to get tickets.
  • Had to design four more items for our property management contract package.
  • Called a radio station in Portland that we’ve worked with before to get some spots on the air.
  • Called the lady running the aforementioned golf show to see if we can get Internet access at the booth. She doesn’t have a clue, and apparently I’d have to call SBC to get a phone line ran to the booth (this is a pretty big show, and to not have ‘net access at the booth or in the building is crap).
  • And a pile of other stupid stuff that takes up far too much time….

I managed to get through my RSS feeds, and I have a pile of links sitting here waiting to be posted, but I’ll be damned if I’ve gotten time to do anything online the last few days.

And as soon as I can get a couple other projects off my back, life will much better. I’ve been trying to figure out some Python permissions issues on one project, and I don’t know a damn thing about Python, and I’ve been trying to just finish this other project for a site’s redesign, but haven’t had time to finish up the final pieces of it.

AskJeeves To Buy Bloglines

I personally haven’t used Bloglines, but have heard from a lot of people who do and like it. I wonder how this news will affect them?

If Costello Were To Buy A Computer From Abbott

If you’ve never seen Bud Abbott and Lou Costello’s infamous sketch “Who’s on first?” you probably won’t truly appreciate this. What might happen if Costello were to call and buy a computer from Abbott? Read on (and thanks Barney and Jesse for this)…

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He Just Wanted A Movie

He was only 4-years-old, and he managed to drive to the video store.

Even though he was unable to reach the accelerator, the boy managed to put the car in gear and the idling engine provided enough power to take him slowly to the store, a quarter-mile from his home, about 1:30 a.m. Friday, Police Chief Doug Heugel said. Finding the store closed, the youngster began a slow trip home.

Weaving and with its headlights off, the car got the attention of police Sgt. Jay Osga, who initially thought he was following a driverless car that had taken off after being left running at a gas pump.

Thanks Cheryl for the link.

Japanese Will Put Mayo In Anything

I was talking to my cousin who is living in Japan, teaching over there. He told me that Japanese folks have a thing with mayonnaise, and they will put it in anything. Case in point:

Mmm….Boy does that sound appetizing. Now excuse me while I go yack.

DNS For Idiots

Anytime anybody asks me how our domain name system works, I’m just going to send them to this easy to follow slide show.

If You Missed The Ads Last Night

You can view them here. And be sure to read why GoDaddy’s ad never ran in the second half, like it was supposed to, on the CEO’s blog. Be sure to watch the full two-minute version of the ad here. GoDaddy already had trouble getting their ad to air, as previous versions were rejected. I think it was a good ad, I just have no idea how much it’s going to help GoDaddy’s business (I personal use GoDaddy’s Domain and SSL certificate services, and they work dandy).

I Really Don’t Know What To Say About This

Other than I laughed really hard, but yet, was very disturbed at the same time. See for yourself (and it’s a Flash video that resizes your browser window — resize your window a bit smaller to make it less pixilated). Thanks Dan for the link.

Update on 2/17: The story has been picked up by national media, and a story and video link is here. Here’s another link and story as well.