Month: February 2005

Spam Subjects As Cartoons

Every day or two, this guy draws “poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines.” The results are a riot. While he sells t-shirts, I’d like to see some of those cartoons on a shirt. Then I’d buy one.

Productivity Killer For The Day

Since I’ve been told that this site has been such a huge productivity killer for workers around the world, here’s another time waster for you: Tower Blaster. Played this during my lunch break, and made it to level 5, but can’t make it past that.

iPod Shuffle Raid

This guy has far too much time (and money) on his hands. He’s taken four iPod Shuffles and wired them together into a striped four-disk RAID array.

God Lives In Kansas

Fo all you beotches who wanna find shiznit

Gizoogle. Thanks go to Simone for pointing out what it does to this site.

F**K V-Day

For those of you who hate today, here’s the perfect site for you.

Why thank you, captain obvious!

Did you know that smoking 131 joints a week is likely to cause permanent mental problems? Now you do.

Parenting At Is Finest

There are lots of good ways to discipline a child. Stripping them of all their clothes and putting them in a dog kennel is not one of them.

I’m Confused

When does a police officer get charged with impersonating an officer? Only in Florida, I guess.

(Yes, I know the officer was trying to pose as an attorney general, but you’d think there’d be a different charge that could be filed).

Beats Last Year’s Wardrobe Malfunction

Despite trying to make last Super Bowl half-time show less controversial by booking Paul McCartney because he was a safe choice, the FCC was still riddled with complaints — that the show was too boring.