A truck hauling a bunch of classic Porches got high centered on some train tracks at a crossing. I think you know the punchline.
Month: September 2004
Moron Crook For The Day
If you’re going to pick a fight with somebody, don’t do it with a fourth dan blackbelt in karate. Just an FYI.
Who Needs eBay?
Why use eBay when you can sell your stuff on MyPoAss.com? Full Story via PRBop.
Oversize Truck for Men With Small Winkies
If you though the new Hummers were big, check out these monsters. If Hummer drivers are compensating for something, the guys that buy these must not have anything down there at all.
Net Casino Profits from Oregon Lottery Scratch-Its
This is classic. The Oregon Lottery named one of their scratch-it tickets “Casino Fortune.” Thanks to that name, an off-shore casino by the same name is reaping some decent benefits — $500,000 $940,000 or so — from the alleged trademark infringement. Full Story.
Where’s The Paralympic Coverage?
After dealing with the horrible coverage that NBC stuck us with during the Olympics, it’s even more sad that not a single bit of American TV coverage for the the 2004 Paralympics (also in Athens, as Paralympics are traditionally held in the main Olympic city and venues). Boing Boing has a pile of great commentary and links on this event which starts in a few days.
10 Things To Change in Sports
From the BCS to the designated hitter to sudden death overtime, here are 10 things that need to be changed in sports (along with pros and cons of each as well as audio commentary). Link via BBSpot.
Santa May Be Banned over Salt Lake
Santa Claus and his eight reindeer might have to bypass Utah’s capital this year if the Salt Lake City Department of Airports has its way.
For years now Salt Lake City has been very accommodating of the jolly old elf and his flying team. The city’s general aviation ordinance makes it clear that Santa’s sleigh has free rein to fly about the city at low altitudes on Christmas Eve despite restrictions on low-flying aircraft other days of the year.
Now, however, some airport leaders want to rewrite the city’s general aviation rules — a revision that includes eliminating the city’s long-standing exemption on low-flying Christmas Eve reindeer.
And other good point brought up:
…if the city bans Rudolph’s low-flying crew, who will be there to enforce the law? After all, the police are too busy and the city can’t afford to pay enforcement officers overtime to go undercover in search of rogue reindeer.
Apparently this came about because in the city’s code aviation code, there’s a provision that calls for small aircraft to maintain an altitude of more than 2,000 feet over the city. There is one exception to that 2,000-foot provision: “On Christmas Eve only, flying reindeer and any cargo they may be towing shall be exempt from the two-thousand-foot height restriction.” This was obviously put in there in good fun, but folks are reading far too much into it.
Interesting Blog For The Day
“I’m a twenty-something New York escort. I love Prada, Seven jeans, and Jimmy Choos. I’m also totally addicted to Starbucks’ grande non-fat white mocha and working out” Link.