Month: August 2004

I Say We Crash The Party

The local Deschutes County Republican Party is holding a big ol’ event at the Les Schwab amphitheater that is apparently going to be broadcast on CSPAN (does anybody actually watch that channel?). The Republican National Convention will be broadcast on a big screen, and a concert will follow.

Anybody know how to kill the power to that area of Bend quickly and easily? Just curious.

Update on 8/17: Kasey sent me a link to a story that says that, more than likely, if you’re going to attend this rally, or any other Republican National Committee-sponsored rally, you’ll have to sign a form pledging your allegiance to Bush. Sick and wrong.

Bend is a Bunch of Flaming Moderates

The San Diego Union-Tribune has a report on how the influx of Californians, Retirees, and twenty-somethings is changing the politics of Bend.

The influx of new residents is changing just about everything in this central Oregon city, including its politics. And nowhere is that more evident than in the recent heated debate over gay rights.

An ordinance, unanimously approved in May by the City Council, prohibits discrimination in housing, employment or public accommodations on the basis of sexual orientation or transgenderism. The proposal gained steam after an attack last August on a gay man in a downtown dance club.

Heck, I know I’m a moderate. A flaming moderate, I don’t know, but I do tend to leave my mind open on things a bit more than folks on one side or another.

Link via Rob.

Sex Sells

Actually, it doesn’t sell, but it makes for really popular photos. As it stands right now, 7 of the 20 most forwarded images on Yahoo! are of women’s posteriors. Link via kottke.

He’s Lost over 300 Pounds

But he still weighs around 752 pounds. He’s in the hospital to lose the weight, and hopes to lose another 450.

How To Get Your Items Sold On eBay

1) Sign up for an eBay account.

2) Find the stuff you want to sell.

3) Take pictures of said stuff in front of large-breasted woman.

4) Profit!

The Bed To Sleep On When Bombed

This one’s for the ultra-paranoid out there. Claiming itself as the “safest bed you’ve ever had,” the Quantum Sleeper is designed to protect you from biochemical terrorist attack, natural disasters, stalkers, and bullets while you sleep. You can also get a whole pile of other features in case the Apocalypse is on its way.

Really, though, the thing looks like a coffin. I couldn’t sleep in it. Link via b3ta.

Stickman Animation Wallpaper

It’s a small animated gif, but tiled as a wallpaper, it makes one gigantic Escher-esque picture.

What a Perfect Day To Release This

It’s Friday the 13th, and the Oregon State DEQ sends out a press release entitled “Oregon Environmental Quality Commission approves start of chemical weapons incineration.” Lovely. Remind me to stay the heck away from Umatilla for the next 3,000 years.

Support Your Presidential Candidate

If you support the policies and character of John Kerry, please drive with your headlights on during the day

If you support George W. Bush, please drive with your headlights off at night.

Thanks to Barney for the joke.

Build Your Own Casket

Looking to do a little woodworking? Take this class and build your own casket (third class on the list). Thanks to an e-mailer who sent that to me.