Month: July 2004

A Sad, Sad Day

I just read in today’s Chandler Drive Daily (I’m really never going to get a job there if I make jokes about it like that) that the Pilot Butte Drive-In, arguably the best burger joint in the state of Oregon, isn’t going to be open for dinner anymore. Understand, I’ve loved that place since I was a kid, and still to this day go there at least a couple times a month, generally after I get off of work — and they’ll now be closed during that time frame.

Why are they doing this? Really, I’m not sure. It’s always packed every night, so its can’t be a financial reason. The family owners say it’s a “Family decision” but later say “The good business is causing us to have slow ticket times, (food) not cooked correctly” because they weren’t there in the evening watching over everybody’s soldiers.

So what do they do? Instead of hiring a evening-shift manager that knows what they’re doing and can improve the problems they’re having, they decide to lay off staff and close six hours earlier. Brilliant, folks, absolutely brilliant.

To use an example I’m familiar with, I work for a family-owned and run company. While it’s nice when they’re there, they’ve surrounded themselves with talented employees so that if they were to up and disappear off the face of the earth, the company would still function great and nothing would falter. Why can’t they do that at Pilot Butte?

My guess is the public outcry will get Pilot Butte back to regular shift within the month, but they need to do it with better management, and, in this case, less family involvement.

Local Net-theft Scam Busted

This is actually a pretty involved scheme, and something I wouldn’t expect to see around here:

Two Madras teens have been arrested in an Internet theft scam, accused of using stolen credit card numbers to buy almost $50,000 worth of Apple Computer products and having them delivered to empty houses, police said.

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Investigators learned that stolen credit cards and stolen identities were being used to buy items from Apple over the Internet, Stanfill said. Almost 50 orders had been made, with more than $48,000 worth of products ordered. Some were shipped and delivered, some were shipped and not delivered, while others were identified as fraudulent by Apple Computers and stopped, the detective said.

The orders were being sent to unoccupied homes in the Madras area, using credit card numbers and identities stolen in various ways over the Internet from victims across the country.

The numbers were stolen by phishing methods, though it’s not known if the teens were directly involved in the phishing activity, though they think they might have been part of a larger group involved — the arresting agency is also sending reports to the Secret Service and the Postal Inspection Service, as well as working with an agency in California.

Anybody out there have young kids?

The wife got me roped into doing this sticker club chain letter thing, since she couldn’t think of people to send this to. I need to get ahold of a few names and addresses of kids that might be interested in participating (age 3 or older, I guess — anybody who’d be interested in getting stickers in the mail, I guess). Basically, you send a name on the list a little pack of stickers, and then send the letter you receive from me onto 6 other folks, moving your kid’s name in the spot. In the long run, your kid will end up getting 36 packs of stickers if everybody participates.

Anyway, if you’re interested in participating, e-mail me (jake – utterlyboring – c0m) with the name of your kid and your mailing address.

A 2,200 Acre Mushroom in Eastern Oregon

That’s one big fungus.

What is probably the largest living organism on earth has been discovered in the Malheur National Forest in eastern Oregon. A fungus living three feet underground is estimated to cover 2,200 acres. After testing samples from various locations, scientists say it is all one organism.

Officially known as Armillaria ostoyae, or the honey mushroom, the fungus is 3.5 miles across and takes up 1,665 football fields. The small mushrooms visible above ground are only the tip of the iceberg.

People Is Dumb

We just had one of our renters call the office. The extent of the conversation went like this:

Guest: I think there’s a problem with the phone here, I think it’s disconnected.

Us: Are you calling us from the phone?

Guest: Yes.

Us: Then how can it be disconnected?

Guest Pauses: Well, what’s the number for this unit?

Us: We have it as xxx-xxxx

Guest: That’s what is says on the phone here.

Us, thinking to ourselves: Imagine that.

Guest: I tried calling it with my cell phone, and it didn’t ring. Can you try calling the number from your office?

Us: Sure!

Everybody hangs up. We call back, he answers.

Imagine that. It works.

People is dumb.

Attention Underage Drinkers

If you want to buy booze, Bend is a good place to do it, with over 60% of the local businesses failing in the latest OLCC sting. Full Story.

That’s Good To Know

Like That Will Work

The UN is going to try to take on spam. Thanks Barney for the link.

Bootleg RSS Feeds

I’m thinking of paying the $10 (or whatever it costs) to get the Bulletin an RSS feed, since they probably won’t ever do one themselves. Bend.com has one, but there are some stories that Barney just can’t get — he is just a one-man show, after all (but when he gets a story, he does it far better than they do up on Chandler Drive).

Bill Gates’ Blog

I know it’s fake, but it’s still really funny. Quoting the only entry on the site:

In the past days, we had overwhelming success with our Windows XP Service Pack 2 and Windows Server 2003 marketing strategy by compromising old IIS Systems to infiltrate even fully patched Clients running Internet Explorer.