You’ve seen the USB coffee cup warmer, toothbrush, vacuum, electric blanket, electric razor, and noodle strainer. But have you ever see the USB poop light?
Month: April 2004
I’m Here
So some people don’t think I’m dead (**cough**yoleen**cough**), I just wanted to post a note to let you know I’m at work, have turned off online bookings on our server, and once the office shuts down in about 20 minutes, I’ll be dismantling things as much as humanly possible (per my previous post). My goal is to be out of here by midnight, but looking at my long to-do list for the evening, I might be here until about 2 or 3 in the morning. We’ll just see how it goes…
Update at 9:47: Random thought: I don’t think I’ve ever seen this many progress bars going at one time on three different screens. I’ve got one system doing a Ghost disk image in case something goes bonkers in those whole process, I’ve got one that’s downloading Windows 2000 SP4, and then the other one’s going crazy: about 50 windows open and 6 copy-file progress bars, backing stuff up to another machine, as well as a couple Winzip sessions. Meanwhile, I’m going across the street to get more caffeine.
Update at 12:02 AM: OK, it’s really frickin’ late, I’m still here, and really starting to hate the jackass that set this place up to begin with. He’s hard-coded FAR too much stuff and it’s hard for me to work around. I’m in the process of resetting up all the various profiles and policies. I’ve got the accounting software moved and setup, OS fully installed and Active Directory running on domain controller, so I just need to reconfigure all my thin terminals, profiles and policies at this point. The store across the street just closed for the night, and hopefully my caffeine supply will last me through the next couple hours.
It’s 1:30 AM…I’m tired, haven’t accomplished nearly as much as I would’ve liked, the profiles from before are apparently stored in pieces on several different servers. Why? I haven’t a f**kin’ clue. I did get my domain controller upgraded to Windows 2000, but a fat lot of good that did me — because the profiles and settings are stored all over the place on my old Citrix/Terminal Services server, I’m not able to get them stored in the right place on the new server to make everything function happy. To top it all off, somewhere in this frickin’ mess there are group policies that are conflicting with one another, basically locking down stuff that shouldn’t be locked down as well as opening up stuff that shouldn’t be open.
F**k it. I’m going home. The terminals have been reset to log into the old server, new server taken off line. Damn it.
I’m in WAY over my head
Blogging might be fairly light over the next few days because I’m doing a major overhaul of our company’s servers over the next four days or so. I’ll blog now and again when I can, but I’ll more than likely be pretty busy.
Here’s what I’m doing these next few days (of course, during the late hours so that nobody gets put offline that):
- Backup everything a few times over
- Upgrading NT 4 Domain Controller to Windows 2000.
- Replace NT 4 Citrix Metaframe server with Windows 2000 Metaframe Server that I’ve built (much faster than the POS we have in there), pull the other one offline
- Patch to SP4, etc…
- Setting up group policies, settings, etc…
- Migrate accounting’s data to new server
- Move hardware between a couple servers, pulling it from offline server
- Re-wiring the mess in our network closet
- Put it all back together
- Test and pray to everything that’s holy that it all works.
Then the next project will be to take that old Citrix server, upgrade it to Small Business Server 2003, getting a new switch in the server room (the one we have is crap — anybody have a nice 12-port or larger switch to get rid of?), recut some of the network cables in the wiring closet (as we have some some 30-foot cables that are going about 3 feet) — among about 400 other project that need to get done. Ugh…
How many ways can you spell Viagra?
Looking at all the variations that spammers could possibly come up with, there are 600,426,974,379,824,381,952. Link from Waxy’s Links.
Techno made from Windows default sounds
This is one of the coolest things I’ve heard in a while. Via Waxy’s links.
Beware of the Green Links
From Mike’s Raw Feed…
Vibrant Media’s IntelliTXT system, which rolls out today, places what appear to be links — though they’re green and double-underlined — in online articles. When readers hover their mouse pointer over the linked words, an ad pops up.
I’ve seen ads similar to this on some sites, and they annoy the shit out of me. <sarcasm>I can’t wait to see these on more sites.</sarcasm>
“Come here you Waxy Matted Pork-Rind”
Looking for the perfect pet name for your significant other? Just use this handy chart, choose a word from each column, and you’re ready to go! Some examples: Baleful Sex Yak, Fetid Rustic Monkey, and Mighty Panty Muffin.
A Horribly Tasteless Joke
My cousin just sent me this — I’m probably going straight to hell for laughing at it.
What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
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What Powers Google?
A fascinating read on Google’s 100,000 servers, why they always work, how they’re creating the world’s largest Web-scale platform, and why they can afford to keep GMail free. Thanks to Neil for the link.
Bill Gates is (Possibly) No Longer the World’s Richest
Ingvar Kamprad, founder of Ikea, now holds that title, says this article, though he denies it in this article. What to believe? I have no idea, but I’m sure he’s not struggling.