Month: December 2003

High School outcast gets the last word

He was the unpopular kid. Nobody knew his name, he wasn’t on any sport teams, clubs, or anything along the lines. But he was smart. And, as a joke, his class voted him as valedictorian. With that title came the privilege of giving a speech at the graduation ceremony. He came prepared with a cliche-loaded speech approved by his principal. When he got up there, he started in on his speech.

He was finding his prepared speech difficult to read as he told the audience of students (who were laughing at him most of the time he was up there), parents and school board officials that his class had “arrived at school strangers and now leave as friends.”

With that, he paused and crumpled up the paper that held his carefully typed string of cliches. And continued….

“A lot of you were jerks.

He quit following his pre-arranged script from there.

The reason I’m linking to this story is that I know many of the folks reading this were like me in high school. Granted, I wasn’t your typical nerd — I actually lettered in sports, and not just academics and band — but I knew what the kid was going through. High school kids are ruthless and always pick on the little guy when, in reality, it’s the little guy who will be the successful one in the future and many of those punk bastards will be asking us for jobs down the road.

OK, done ranting. Carry on. Link via Waxy’s Links.

Thought you got a crappy present?

At least you didn’t get a crappy sweater (though I think the shiny gold pants the lady is wearing are far more repulsive than all the sweaters in her gallery).

Man gets attacked by python

And all they can find for a photograph for the story is a picture of a scantily-clad Britney Spears?

Buy your own pay phone

Bell South is getting out of the pay phone business, and is selling off old pay phones. While these phones don’t require money to operate, your friends don’t know that. I can see this as a way to make a few bucks. <insert evil laughter>

Over 600 lawyers sign up to defend Saddam

While I believe everybody has a right to a fair trial, what do these lawyers think they’re going to get from defending Saddam? My money says they won’t be able to save him. Full story.

Missing a lawn gnome?

So is this guy, and he’s setup a site: Where Is My Gnome? He’s on mission to find out where his gnome is and why it’s missing. He’s even been featured on his local TV news station.

What’s funny is there’s a list on the site of other things the guy is interested in: Cheese factories, ceramic bells, and taxidermy. Wacky, this is.

The Christmas Cubicle

To quote the site: “This is what happens when a person gets a brilliant idea and a little free time.” This guy turned is cubicle into a pretty nice Christmas house. Only took him $14 worth of stuff and about six hours to pull of. And it looks pretty nice!

Slingshot Santa

A little holiday cheer for ya before you start opening presents tomorrow (or, like my in-laws, today): See how far you can chuck Santa. I got 350.4 (which is, I think, about as far as he can go, but prove me wrong). Thanks to The Bastard for the link.

Back to the doctor

Part of my recovery was getting up and walking around a bit, taking a shower, etc… . Today, I got up, and had a pain in my calf that I didn’t have before the surgery. I don’t know if it’s because I’m in bed more, but it felt just tight as a knot, and it didn’t feel real good. My thigh, which experienced the bulk of the pain before, has just a tinge of pain int it. I’m supposed to get getting up and walking around more and more, but I haven’t been up on it as much as I’d like to today. Called the doctor, and I’m going to go in and check it out tomorrow, just in case something’s wrong.

Meanwhile, I’ll be popping some pills here, trying to get some sleep. I didn’t sleep well last night, and Ive got a ferocious headache. Better get myself some dinner and crash for the evening.

Update: Just got back, they say the pain I’m having is fairly normal, especially considering the size of the disk they cut off, and that the nerve’s probably just inflamed a bit. Continue to take my pills, don’t do anything crazy, don’t sit up for more than 30 minutes at a time. In other words, don’t be stupid. They cleaned up my incision, saying it looks fine (I really wish I had a small mirror so I could see what it looks like).

Fire chief isn’t all that bright

He’s going out on a limb when he says that seven fires within three blocks “suspicious.” Really? I wouldn’t call it “suspicious.” I’d call it arson.