http://www.rini.org/error2.php
This is amusing, safe for work.
Month: May 2003
Height of powerlines proves no obstacle for persistent drunk
The sheriff’s department said it happened around 1 a.m. Sunday. A group of six friends were drinking beer and wine coolers at a popular hangout for underage teens. The idiot became quite intoxicated, and then decided to climb a NiMo tower. He got 30-feet in the air, then grabbed the power line. The enormous jolt then knocked the moron to the ground. His clothes were on fire, he even charred the grass on the ground. Full Story, link from Fark.
OregonLive.com Linking to UtterlyBoring.com
I don’t know how much traffic I’ll get from the link, but I sure as hell ain’t going to argue with it. If you’re coming from OregonLive, say “Hi!”
70-year old attempts Everest
If he succeeds, he’ll be the oldest guy to make it. If he doesn’t, he’ll be the oldest guy to fail. Either way, he’s old, but still cool.
Oregon hospital looking for Klingon speakers
I just heard this on the local radio station, and I can’t believe our tax dollars are being spent on this. From the story: “The fictional language of the popular TV and movie science fiction series is one of about 55 languages needed by the office that treats mental health patients in metropolitan Multnomah County. … If a patient speaks only Klingon, the county is obligated to respond with a Klingon interpreter. So officials have decided to include it with about 55 languages, some of which, such as Russian and Vietnamese, are widely spoken, and some, such as Dari and Tongan, are seldom spoken.”
If a patient only speaks Klingon, are they worth saving? At least you can use Google in Klingon.
Twenty-seven hospitalized after eating ass
At least 27 people were admitted at North West province hospital ‘Tshwaragano, near Kuruman last night after apparently eating donkey meat. Full Story from Fark.
Need to meet OSHA regulations?
Then build yourself a PDF safety sign. Cool little toy.