Yes, they do exist, and are the latest rage in Australia.
Month: May 2003
Carrot Top, Heroin, and Good Help
From Ruminate.com:
When I turned 40, I decided to clean up my act and gave up drinking and smoking. Man, it was tough — there’s no way I’d have gotten through that period without my heroin.
I’m sure there’s a special place in hell reserved for the guy who invented bass boost… a room where the only album they
ever play is “Carrot-top Sings the Blues.”
It’s not that good help is hard to find, it’s just that bad help is so hard to get rid of.
Cheap PC Cases
If you’re broke, but need a PC case, order one from here: http://www.lupo.co.jp/develop/ccpc/ccpcbox_index.html
It’s all Chinese to me, but you can understand the concept via the photos.
I will personally will continue to pay more for a metal case.
Poetry
I’m sure people have seen this page with Windows haiku’s (part of the new Windows Zen operating system)…but I felt like I should post something, since I haven’t in forever.
How do folks find this site, Part II
They search for barney porno. Considering my previous track record, that’s not too bad.
BBspot creates a virus!
Oh man, this is great. BBspot is a great site for satire, and he (site owner Brian Briggs) wrote a great piece of satire entitled “Virus Writer’s Mom Makes Him Apologize to Everyone.” Well, apparently it was forwarded around enough that Symantec felt the need to post a “this is NOT a virus” advisory. Priceless.
Man arrested for peeing behind a tree while his house burns
Because his bathroom was in flames, Jeff Theisen ducked behind a large oak tree in his back yard to relieve himself. Before he could finish, though, a cop at the fire scene told Theisen he was under arrest for lewd conduct. “I tried to tell him, ‘Sir, my bathroom is burning. It’s on fire.’ But he didn’t seem to care. As soon as I zipped up, he put handcuffs on me.” Full Story. Link from Obscure Store.
Dad arrested after telling daughters to walk 5 miles to school
OK, it’s dads like this all of us good dads a bad name. Summary of the story (from Obscure Store): A woman called police after seeing two young girls trudging down the side of the highway, tears streaming down their faces. The girls, 7 and 10, told cops that their father made them walk from their home to school — five miles on busy roads — because they missed the bus. Troopers picked the girls up before they got too far.
A**hole dad. Especially to his daughters, as, if he wasn’t such a butthead, they’d probably be “daddy’s little girls.”
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